Don't Be A Brat
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TftW: Dum Dums Shouldn't Be Brats Online
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It is time for storytime with Bonzi and once again this story is one so dumb it will make you dum dum for life! Once upon a time in the deep dark world of the internet there was an annoying little prick named Danon DiPrick, Danon was an annoying user who just discovered that in a non-canon universe Drmusic2 was a thing (even though it is completely non-canon and did not contribute to the Corey and Oats stories or the monster world universe) and he decided to make an annoying post about on it on Nathan’s tumblr page. ‘I absolutely love how you totally avoid the consequences of your supposed actions by writing dumb fanfictions.’ ‘What consequences, my dear? I think you’d find that none of that happened.’
‘How are you doing that, using your fake werecreature powers?’ ‘Fake? I’ll have you know these are real. You do know that you are the one making an asshole out of yourself, right? I mean going into my inbox to harass me like that, acting like the person who posed as me is me when clearly I would never be into sexualizing kids.’ Danon was actually from a site called TotallyWashedUpNews which was a troll news site that had been ‘dead’ since 2018 after it started going ‘woke’, and it wasn’t even that clever to begin with. Most of it was an attempt at trying to be Weekly World News but more like Seltzerberg.
‘If you are going to make a big dum dum out of yourself, allow me to do it for you.’ A voice boomed, coming out of the computer screen. ‘Who the hell are you, some kind of NFT?’ ‘An NFT? An NFT? I am no NFT good sir, I am Bonzi, lord and master of the internet. This is the year 2025 and you will never be in style again. But since you like making an idiot out of yourself, I am going to show you your true self in the way that you like the best, in the form of a fanfic.’
Bonzi began to narrate a fanfiction which came to life via his magic..’There once was a dum dum named Dani, Dani had been given a couple of days to be a human but was failing at it because he forgot that not all humans on the internet are obsessed with troll culture.’ ‘Dani? But my name is Danon.’ ‘Well it’s Dani now. I make the rules and this is my story. So either put up or shut up!’
He continued and as he did, everything around Dani began to change including his profile online which had shifted to be that of a ‘dum dum were-aykroyd in disguise’ which now consisted of photos of plus sized female were-aykroyds showing off their bodies and posing for photos in hopes of attracting a dum dum queen of sorts. ‘I don’t remember being into these, turn these back please.’ ‘Oh but this IS what you’re into. You don’t like trying to dig up the past, you don’t know who anyone is apart from these dum dum women with massive melons that want to be your thralls.’ ‘But what about that actress Natalie?’ ‘She doesn't know you and never did. She was an actress hired by the cult group you are no longer associated with.’
‘What do you mean?’ ‘I have made it so the cult group added you as a member because they did not know you and never did.’ ‘That is not fair.’ ‘Neither was your behavior. But that’s what you get for being a dum dum.’ He clutched his stomach and groaned as his stomach gurgled and swelled, popping several buttons off his shirt as his stomach grew hair, instinctively he started rubbing it. ‘Oooh dum dum Danielle loves her belly, tee hee hee hee. Wait, am I giggling and being dum dum?’ ‘Oh yes you are, it is your natural instinct to do so.’
He could not help but rub his stomach as his hands swelled and thickened, his fingernails lengthened and took on a feminine appearance. ‘I have feminine fingernails now?’ ‘Why yes you do, and perfect nails for a dum dum queen like you.’ ‘Dum dum queen?’ ‘Oh yes, I do not think you realize you were never human. You see, Dumius the dum dum were-aykroyd master always gives a chosen dum dum were-aykroyd a chance to be human once a month and your month-long trial of being human is up. ‘
In addition to this his arms broadened and swelled, growing hair as did his hands - in addition to this the hair spread onto his chest and torso, both of which were swelling with fat as the former became more and more sensitive due to his chest developing a pair of plus sized breasts which filled up with milk (even though he was not pregnant, he was lactating because it is a weird dum dum female were-aykroyd trait), ‘Ooooh dum dum make milkies! Look, dum dum make milkies! Oh no I am making milk even though I am not pregnant.’ ‘It is just a part of how your body works.’
His fingers thickened and he couldn’t help but giggle as his belly enlarged even further and broke his belt in half as his rear swelled and produced fart after fart, his pants slowly ripping apart as Bonzi continued writing and humiliating him with this new reality. ‘You never even liked TotallyWashedUpNews, that site just does not appeal to you. You like Dumius and his dum dum gallery.’ ‘I love the dum dum gallery, tee hee.’
He felt himself beginning to lose his memories of even being associated with said site as his privates retracted and his back and shoulders broadened, all of his body fattening up as his feet burst through his socks and developing webbed toes. ‘It was definitely very dum dum of you to use words like lolicon to describe Nathan and to accuse him of pedophilia and to tell him you think he uses his friends as pleasure toys. How very cruel and dum dum of you indeed, clearly you did not know how to be a proper human.’ ‘Dum dum is sorry.’
‘That is quite alright, I forgive you and I am sure Dumius will too, Danielle.’ His neck thickened and swelled with fat, forming a double chin as his hair slowly lengthened and darkened, and his forehead altered and his brows thickened, his eyes widened and developed eyelashes as one turned from brown to green. ‘Dum dum was not in right mind when she was in human guise, tee hee.’ ‘That’s right, you were very dum dum to pick on Nathan for just existing on tumblr and just because of that saga that he was not involved in. Not how a dum dum wife should behave at all, you are supposed to be a loving regal were-aykroyd wife, not this crass idiot who berates others for existing.’
‘Sorry, dum dum no know any better.’ ‘I forgive you, Danielle. I think Dumius will too once I explain it to him.’ ‘Maaaaster will forgive me?’ ‘Yes he will, he may be evil towards Nathan and a bit controlling but he really loves you regardless of your flaws or your problems. He can be a great husband and he misses you right now, I know you jumped at the chance at being human, and you did have fun pretending to be human but now it is time to go back to dum dum womanhood so I can take you home to Dumius.’
He giggled as his nose broadened and developed a cleft, he looked at his computer and he saw that he had developed a new tumblr page dedicated to Dumius, were-aykroyd fiction and Dan Aykroyd in general - he felt like he always had been a were-aykroyd wife, a were-aykroyd wife who made transformative baked goods and ate to her heart’s content (which seemed natural for him or rather ‘her’, because being a female were-aykroyd just seemed like her natural role in life, true she had fun pretending to be human but she was bad at it, she did not know that humans don’t all act like assholes online) as her features feminized to look Aykroydian and beautiful as she developed a similar voice to match.
She grew to 6’1 as her mind and personality shifted to that of her true self which was of the dum dum were-aykroyd known as Danielle, Danielle laughed as she thought about how stupid she had acted before. ‘Now you are all better and ready to be taken home.’
Bonzi used his magic to make Danielle feel better off about what had happened and transported her back to her true home, which was of course Dumius’s palace. Where Dumius was waiting and he was not very happy. ‘Danielle, my delicious dum dum donut, where have you been?’ ‘Dum dum Danielle was just using up her last hours of her human guise, and she is sorry for disobeying you by acting like a brat to Nathan.’ ‘As you should be, that is no way for a wife to behave! You are my dum dum wife and you should know better, i’m glad you are sorry and I am glad you liked being human but you should know not all humans act like brats on the internet.’ ‘Sorry master.’
‘All is forgiven. Now how about I get you ready to be a mommy?’ ‘Yes, master.’ And so Dumius took Danielle into his room where they spent an extensive session there, a session that involved many kisses and dum dum cuddles and it wasn’t long until a miniature dum dum were-aykroyd slowly grew in her stomach and burst out in a visceral manner.
After the gory birthing process she now had her own dum dum were-aykroyd child and was taught how to be a mother as she forgot about the experience she had prior and soon Dumius was ready to turn everyone in the defunct news parody site into dum dum were-aykroyds which he did.
And the members of that news site all dummified even on alternative server dimensions and their empire all collapsed into pieces and was replaced by the reign of Danielle the dum dum queen, every site under that empire became a were-aykroyd fansite and dum dum were-aykroyd shrine.
Thus comes the lesson for the day, do not be a dum dum on the internet or you will be made into one for real.
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It is time for storytime with Bonzi and once again this story is one so dumb it will make you dum dum for life! Once upon a time in the deep dark world of the internet there was an annoying little prick named Danon DiPrick, Danon was an annoying user who just discovered that in a non-canon universe Drmusic2 was a thing (even though it is completely non-canon and did not contribute to the Corey and Oats stories or the monster world universe) and he decided to make an annoying post about on it on Nathan’s tumblr page. ‘I absolutely love how you totally avoid the consequences of your supposed actions by writing dumb fanfictions.’ ‘What consequences, my dear? I think you’d find that none of that happened.’
‘How are you doing that, using your fake werecreature powers?’ ‘Fake? I’ll have you know these are real. You do know that you are the one making an asshole out of yourself, right? I mean going into my inbox to harass me like that, acting like the person who posed as me is me when clearly I would never be into sexualizing kids.’ Danon was actually from a site called TotallyWashedUpNews which was a troll news site that had been ‘dead’ since 2018 after it started going ‘woke’, and it wasn’t even that clever to begin with. Most of it was an attempt at trying to be Weekly World News but more like Seltzerberg.
‘If you are going to make a big dum dum out of yourself, allow me to do it for you.’ A voice boomed, coming out of the computer screen. ‘Who the hell are you, some kind of NFT?’ ‘An NFT? An NFT? I am no NFT good sir, I am Bonzi, lord and master of the internet. This is the year 2025 and you will never be in style again. But since you like making an idiot out of yourself, I am going to show you your true self in the way that you like the best, in the form of a fanfic.’
Bonzi began to narrate a fanfiction which came to life via his magic..’There once was a dum dum named Dani, Dani had been given a couple of days to be a human but was failing at it because he forgot that not all humans on the internet are obsessed with troll culture.’ ‘Dani? But my name is Danon.’ ‘Well it’s Dani now. I make the rules and this is my story. So either put up or shut up!’
He continued and as he did, everything around Dani began to change including his profile online which had shifted to be that of a ‘dum dum were-aykroyd in disguise’ which now consisted of photos of plus sized female were-aykroyds showing off their bodies and posing for photos in hopes of attracting a dum dum queen of sorts. ‘I don’t remember being into these, turn these back please.’ ‘Oh but this IS what you’re into. You don’t like trying to dig up the past, you don’t know who anyone is apart from these dum dum women with massive melons that want to be your thralls.’ ‘But what about that actress Natalie?’ ‘She doesn't know you and never did. She was an actress hired by the cult group you are no longer associated with.’
‘What do you mean?’ ‘I have made it so the cult group added you as a member because they did not know you and never did.’ ‘That is not fair.’ ‘Neither was your behavior. But that’s what you get for being a dum dum.’ He clutched his stomach and groaned as his stomach gurgled and swelled, popping several buttons off his shirt as his stomach grew hair, instinctively he started rubbing it. ‘Oooh dum dum Danielle loves her belly, tee hee hee hee. Wait, am I giggling and being dum dum?’ ‘Oh yes you are, it is your natural instinct to do so.’
He could not help but rub his stomach as his hands swelled and thickened, his fingernails lengthened and took on a feminine appearance. ‘I have feminine fingernails now?’ ‘Why yes you do, and perfect nails for a dum dum queen like you.’ ‘Dum dum queen?’ ‘Oh yes, I do not think you realize you were never human. You see, Dumius the dum dum were-aykroyd master always gives a chosen dum dum were-aykroyd a chance to be human once a month and your month-long trial of being human is up. ‘
In addition to this his arms broadened and swelled, growing hair as did his hands - in addition to this the hair spread onto his chest and torso, both of which were swelling with fat as the former became more and more sensitive due to his chest developing a pair of plus sized breasts which filled up with milk (even though he was not pregnant, he was lactating because it is a weird dum dum female were-aykroyd trait), ‘Ooooh dum dum make milkies! Look, dum dum make milkies! Oh no I am making milk even though I am not pregnant.’ ‘It is just a part of how your body works.’
His fingers thickened and he couldn’t help but giggle as his belly enlarged even further and broke his belt in half as his rear swelled and produced fart after fart, his pants slowly ripping apart as Bonzi continued writing and humiliating him with this new reality. ‘You never even liked TotallyWashedUpNews, that site just does not appeal to you. You like Dumius and his dum dum gallery.’ ‘I love the dum dum gallery, tee hee.’
He felt himself beginning to lose his memories of even being associated with said site as his privates retracted and his back and shoulders broadened, all of his body fattening up as his feet burst through his socks and developing webbed toes. ‘It was definitely very dum dum of you to use words like lolicon to describe Nathan and to accuse him of pedophilia and to tell him you think he uses his friends as pleasure toys. How very cruel and dum dum of you indeed, clearly you did not know how to be a proper human.’ ‘Dum dum is sorry.’
‘That is quite alright, I forgive you and I am sure Dumius will too, Danielle.’ His neck thickened and swelled with fat, forming a double chin as his hair slowly lengthened and darkened, and his forehead altered and his brows thickened, his eyes widened and developed eyelashes as one turned from brown to green. ‘Dum dum was not in right mind when she was in human guise, tee hee.’ ‘That’s right, you were very dum dum to pick on Nathan for just existing on tumblr and just because of that saga that he was not involved in. Not how a dum dum wife should behave at all, you are supposed to be a loving regal were-aykroyd wife, not this crass idiot who berates others for existing.’
‘Sorry, dum dum no know any better.’ ‘I forgive you, Danielle. I think Dumius will too once I explain it to him.’ ‘Maaaaster will forgive me?’ ‘Yes he will, he may be evil towards Nathan and a bit controlling but he really loves you regardless of your flaws or your problems. He can be a great husband and he misses you right now, I know you jumped at the chance at being human, and you did have fun pretending to be human but now it is time to go back to dum dum womanhood so I can take you home to Dumius.’
He giggled as his nose broadened and developed a cleft, he looked at his computer and he saw that he had developed a new tumblr page dedicated to Dumius, were-aykroyd fiction and Dan Aykroyd in general - he felt like he always had been a were-aykroyd wife, a were-aykroyd wife who made transformative baked goods and ate to her heart’s content (which seemed natural for him or rather ‘her’, because being a female were-aykroyd just seemed like her natural role in life, true she had fun pretending to be human but she was bad at it, she did not know that humans don’t all act like assholes online) as her features feminized to look Aykroydian and beautiful as she developed a similar voice to match.
She grew to 6’1 as her mind and personality shifted to that of her true self which was of the dum dum were-aykroyd known as Danielle, Danielle laughed as she thought about how stupid she had acted before. ‘Now you are all better and ready to be taken home.’
Bonzi used his magic to make Danielle feel better off about what had happened and transported her back to her true home, which was of course Dumius’s palace. Where Dumius was waiting and he was not very happy. ‘Danielle, my delicious dum dum donut, where have you been?’ ‘Dum dum Danielle was just using up her last hours of her human guise, and she is sorry for disobeying you by acting like a brat to Nathan.’ ‘As you should be, that is no way for a wife to behave! You are my dum dum wife and you should know better, i’m glad you are sorry and I am glad you liked being human but you should know not all humans act like brats on the internet.’ ‘Sorry master.’
‘All is forgiven. Now how about I get you ready to be a mommy?’ ‘Yes, master.’ And so Dumius took Danielle into his room where they spent an extensive session there, a session that involved many kisses and dum dum cuddles and it wasn’t long until a miniature dum dum were-aykroyd slowly grew in her stomach and burst out in a visceral manner.
After the gory birthing process she now had her own dum dum were-aykroyd child and was taught how to be a mother as she forgot about the experience she had prior and soon Dumius was ready to turn everyone in the defunct news parody site into dum dum were-aykroyds which he did.
And the members of that news site all dummified even on alternative server dimensions and their empire all collapsed into pieces and was replaced by the reign of Danielle the dum dum queen, every site under that empire became a were-aykroyd fansite and dum dum were-aykroyd shrine.
Thus comes the lesson for the day, do not be a dum dum on the internet or you will be made into one for real.
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