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Piff Parodies A Bad Movie.
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Corey and Oats were known for their many adventures including the online ones and ones with their friends and their most popular friend was Piff the pufferfish, Piff was known for his humorous antics and immense popularity on Youtube due to his iconic videos which even some of his latest adventures were based on and sometimes he even collaborated with Suku and made some funny videos and comics.
One such fanmade story of Suku’s was one titled ‘Piff Parodies A Bad Homemade Werecreature Movie From The DA Film Festival' which parodied bad graphic were-creature type transformation stories, the Deviantart City Film Festival was home to many short films and movies, but not all of them were good, take for example the works that kept being reccomended to Piff, and this inspired Suku to make a parody story about it, which began with Piff reviewing a were-insect transformation piece featuring what looked like a male protagonist with no personality apart from liking insects being forcibly transformed into a were-praying mantis, but it was in the style of a bad short film with bad special effects. 'Oh good lord, can they really go so low that it makes Troma look good by comparison? Yes it can. The protagonist here is supposed to be turning into a were-mantis but he's just convulsing and turning into some weird rejected Power Rangers monster. The transformation makes the werewolf from Cursed look like it's well done by comparison. And then he goes around turning everyone into were-insects and we're supposed to feel bad for him? That's just stupid, i am officially fished off about how awful and gross it is. ' 'This is one of the worst homemade horror movies I have ever seen?' 'Deviantart City should have rules forbidden this kind of stupidity from being submitted to theaters.' 'Yeah I like how it just randomly shows the shots of the human's body parts becoming insect-like but the full form is just some animatronic from Home Depot's halloween department. Like they couldn't afford to do full on insect-monster prosthetics and so he just got an animatronic and used it as the full form.'
He continued to read the story before getting an idea, he activated a portal in the middle of the computer screen by pressing a key combination on the keyboard and they all jumped through the computer screen and through a portal which took them into the online realm selection screen, when they arrived in the online dimension realm selection screen they picked the Deviantart City realm and jumped through that portal.
When they arrived through the other end of the portal they arrived in Deviantart City and explored the museum galleria belonging to Suku, the pufferfish who was Piff’s twin and biggest fan who gave him a magical tool to use which he used to bring the story Suku had made to life, the piece which was titled ‘Zilla Kid to Were-Godzilla TF’ was a crudely made bad short-film that kept being reccomended to Piff on Youtube, the short film made by an amateur monster movie maker named ZillaKid1998 was part of his 'Were-Zilla Curse' short film series, a lot of ZK98's fans loved the videos but Piff didn't, Piff cringed everytime these videos popped up on screen, all of them featuring the protagonist who was named Zilla Kid who had a weird were-kaiju curse that was oddly specific, basically on nights of a radioactive moon (which was a supposedly common event in-universe) he'd turn into a were-version of Godzilla but by that since they didn't have the budget to do a full on transformation sequence, the sequence was just done with cheap Party City prosthetic makeup for the initial stages and the final stage was just an animatronic with the character's hair color.
Which was when Piff stepped in and worked his magic on the piece..watching as Zilla Kid painfully transformed into a supposedly imtimidating monster, he rolled his eyes. 'Oh boy, this piece. Honestly I have seen Sy Fy channel movies with better transformations than this. I have had to see this crapfest of a short pop up in my reccomendations on Youtube and it's awful. It's not even a good horror movie, it's lame. '
“What is wrong with me making these movies?"
“The problem is the quality. And the lore behind them."
“The lore supposedly says Zilla Kid is i.e supposed to be cursed to be a werezilla on nights of a radioactive moon, yet in every single of these short films he transforms regardless on whether or not it's radioactive."
Zilla Kid looked over at him as Piff looked around. 'And you are?' 'Piff, Piff the pufferfish. I am just looking for good transformation movie content to show my friends and yet I get these and the were-mantis short film shoved into my reccomendations and I hate all of them. What is the plot of this movie anyway?' 'It's about me transforming.' 'Is that all?' 'No it's about me trying to cope with thel loss of my grand-mother while also exploring the story behind my curse.' 'Really? I don't remember anything about the death of your grandmother prior to this. Is the dead-loved one subplot supposed to make us sympathize for you?' 'Yeah...' 'Did you even look at the script for the movie you're making?' 'Is that all that important? Look the fans just want to see me transforming.'
"Do you know anything about werecreatures?"
"No, not really, just the full moon stuff."
"Typical, look...just because you transform at night does not make you a werecreature. It makes an imposter."
"What do you mean an imposter?"
"You're a phony, that's what I mean."
'Is this supposed to be reccomended to everyone or did you just do it to make a bad Troma knockoff with no plot?' ‘I guess so but it's supposed to be about me and my curse.' 'Your curse? You mean your weak-as-hell werecreature curse? You turned into the worst looking monster I have had the misfortune of seeing. I mean your name is Zilla Kid yet this transformation does not have any traits that are even vaguely reptilian, we've just seen you just grow a foot taller and gain muscles and scaly skin, this is not even Godzilla-esque. That looks nothing like Godzilla.’ 'But I am, I am a were-Zilla.' 'No you're not, kid. Godzilla is a famous movie monster who is badass, the only thing you are likely to be killing are my brain cells.' 'Hey, don't insult me like that.' 'Let me get this straight, you are a were-zilla but don't even have any Godzilla-like powers? I suppose the only werecreature trait you have is transforming at full moon.' 'Of course not, the moon has to be radioactive for me to transform.' 'But the moon isn't radioactive now and you're transforming?'
"It's complicated."
"Complicated my ass, this is just a cringey rejected Homestuck design."
Piff then educated ZK on the legacy of Godzilla…’Godzilla is an iconic movie monster who has been gracing the silver screen since 1954, and he is more than just famous, he is an icon everywhere but especially in his home country of Japan. How big is he in Japan? Gigantic and not just in size’, before using some magic to comedically make the fic better. He did it by turning Zilla Kid into a much cooler fish-monster. And he improved the movie by making the were-zilla transformation wholesome and funny and charming, he made the movie have an ending where
After doing so they all jumped through an exit portal which took them out of the computer screen and back at Nile Road in time for dinner as Piff made japanese food for them and watched Suku's latest short film which was titled 'Piff Improves Were-Zilla Curse Movie' which was about Piff going into a movie titled 'Were-Zilla Badly Wreaks Havoc on A Model Set'.
Afterwards they all played games and Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, followed by some games and a karaoke session and when it was time for them to wind down Piff did a relaxation session with Tangie including her favorite game of Guess the Bathbomb Scent as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his pink nightgown.
They all brushed their teeth before Piff initiated the closedown sequence that he would do at the end of each day as a homage to when channels like Nickelodeon would sign on in the morning and close down at night, and this version of his closedown sequence was different as it showed the anthropomorphic pufferfish flying with a magic talking onion on a broomstick and flying into a cozy castle and jumping off the broomstick and walking into the castle and up the stairs. Upon going up the stairs the pufferfish floated up onto a special bed as the day background morphed into a night-time one as the pufferfish’s clothes transitioned into pajamas in a morphing sequence as he brushed his teeth and a goodnight message appeared on screen as the pufferfish jumped into bed.
Piff used some magic to take all of his friends into the bedroom through a magic tunnel and they all discovered special sleepytime surprises in the bedroom, he jumped into bed as he kissed Tangie and gave a goodnight speech which was: ‘My friends, we all faced an array of grotesque beast-men wannabes in the online adventure we went on but we all came out on top and of course my friend Suku is to thank for that. After all, it takes more than one to defeat a monster. But what a great idea for an adventure he came up with and I am glad we were able to bring it to life and now it is time for us to rest so we all say goodnight, goodnight to you all.’
And thus they all drifted off to sleep as Anglo turned off the lights and they all had sweet dreams about their adventures including Piff who dreamed of making more parodies with Suku and all his friends, their adventure had ended but more are coming up so stay tuned.
Piff Parodies A Bad Movie.
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Corey and Oats were known for their many adventures including the online ones and ones with their friends and their most popular friend was Piff the pufferfish, Piff was known for his humorous antics and immense popularity on Youtube due to his iconic videos which even some of his latest adventures were based on and sometimes he even collaborated with Suku and made some funny videos and comics.
One such fanmade story of Suku’s was one titled ‘Piff Parodies A Bad Homemade Werecreature Movie From The DA Film Festival' which parodied bad graphic were-creature type transformation stories, the Deviantart City Film Festival was home to many short films and movies, but not all of them were good, take for example the works that kept being reccomended to Piff, and this inspired Suku to make a parody story about it, which began with Piff reviewing a were-insect transformation piece featuring what looked like a male protagonist with no personality apart from liking insects being forcibly transformed into a were-praying mantis, but it was in the style of a bad short film with bad special effects. 'Oh good lord, can they really go so low that it makes Troma look good by comparison? Yes it can. The protagonist here is supposed to be turning into a were-mantis but he's just convulsing and turning into some weird rejected Power Rangers monster. The transformation makes the werewolf from Cursed look like it's well done by comparison. And then he goes around turning everyone into were-insects and we're supposed to feel bad for him? That's just stupid, i am officially fished off about how awful and gross it is. ' 'This is one of the worst homemade horror movies I have ever seen?' 'Deviantart City should have rules forbidden this kind of stupidity from being submitted to theaters.' 'Yeah I like how it just randomly shows the shots of the human's body parts becoming insect-like but the full form is just some animatronic from Home Depot's halloween department. Like they couldn't afford to do full on insect-monster prosthetics and so he just got an animatronic and used it as the full form.'
He continued to read the story before getting an idea, he activated a portal in the middle of the computer screen by pressing a key combination on the keyboard and they all jumped through the computer screen and through a portal which took them into the online realm selection screen, when they arrived in the online dimension realm selection screen they picked the Deviantart City realm and jumped through that portal.
When they arrived through the other end of the portal they arrived in Deviantart City and explored the museum galleria belonging to Suku, the pufferfish who was Piff’s twin and biggest fan who gave him a magical tool to use which he used to bring the story Suku had made to life, the piece which was titled ‘Zilla Kid to Were-Godzilla TF’ was a crudely made bad short-film that kept being reccomended to Piff on Youtube, the short film made by an amateur monster movie maker named ZillaKid1998 was part of his 'Were-Zilla Curse' short film series, a lot of ZK98's fans loved the videos but Piff didn't, Piff cringed everytime these videos popped up on screen, all of them featuring the protagonist who was named Zilla Kid who had a weird were-kaiju curse that was oddly specific, basically on nights of a radioactive moon (which was a supposedly common event in-universe) he'd turn into a were-version of Godzilla but by that since they didn't have the budget to do a full on transformation sequence, the sequence was just done with cheap Party City prosthetic makeup for the initial stages and the final stage was just an animatronic with the character's hair color.
Which was when Piff stepped in and worked his magic on the piece..watching as Zilla Kid painfully transformed into a supposedly imtimidating monster, he rolled his eyes. 'Oh boy, this piece. Honestly I have seen Sy Fy channel movies with better transformations than this. I have had to see this crapfest of a short pop up in my reccomendations on Youtube and it's awful. It's not even a good horror movie, it's lame. '
“What is wrong with me making these movies?"
“The problem is the quality. And the lore behind them."
“The lore supposedly says Zilla Kid is i.e supposed to be cursed to be a werezilla on nights of a radioactive moon, yet in every single of these short films he transforms regardless on whether or not it's radioactive."
Zilla Kid looked over at him as Piff looked around. 'And you are?' 'Piff, Piff the pufferfish. I am just looking for good transformation movie content to show my friends and yet I get these and the were-mantis short film shoved into my reccomendations and I hate all of them. What is the plot of this movie anyway?' 'It's about me transforming.' 'Is that all?' 'No it's about me trying to cope with thel loss of my grand-mother while also exploring the story behind my curse.' 'Really? I don't remember anything about the death of your grandmother prior to this. Is the dead-loved one subplot supposed to make us sympathize for you?' 'Yeah...' 'Did you even look at the script for the movie you're making?' 'Is that all that important? Look the fans just want to see me transforming.'
"Do you know anything about werecreatures?"
"No, not really, just the full moon stuff."
"Typical, look...just because you transform at night does not make you a werecreature. It makes an imposter."
"What do you mean an imposter?"
"You're a phony, that's what I mean."
'Is this supposed to be reccomended to everyone or did you just do it to make a bad Troma knockoff with no plot?' ‘I guess so but it's supposed to be about me and my curse.' 'Your curse? You mean your weak-as-hell werecreature curse? You turned into the worst looking monster I have had the misfortune of seeing. I mean your name is Zilla Kid yet this transformation does not have any traits that are even vaguely reptilian, we've just seen you just grow a foot taller and gain muscles and scaly skin, this is not even Godzilla-esque. That looks nothing like Godzilla.’ 'But I am, I am a were-Zilla.' 'No you're not, kid. Godzilla is a famous movie monster who is badass, the only thing you are likely to be killing are my brain cells.' 'Hey, don't insult me like that.' 'Let me get this straight, you are a were-zilla but don't even have any Godzilla-like powers? I suppose the only werecreature trait you have is transforming at full moon.' 'Of course not, the moon has to be radioactive for me to transform.' 'But the moon isn't radioactive now and you're transforming?'
"It's complicated."
"Complicated my ass, this is just a cringey rejected Homestuck design."
Piff then educated ZK on the legacy of Godzilla…’Godzilla is an iconic movie monster who has been gracing the silver screen since 1954, and he is more than just famous, he is an icon everywhere but especially in his home country of Japan. How big is he in Japan? Gigantic and not just in size’, before using some magic to comedically make the fic better. He did it by turning Zilla Kid into a much cooler fish-monster. And he improved the movie by making the were-zilla transformation wholesome and funny and charming, he made the movie have an ending where
After doing so they all jumped through an exit portal which took them out of the computer screen and back at Nile Road in time for dinner as Piff made japanese food for them and watched Suku's latest short film which was titled 'Piff Improves Were-Zilla Curse Movie' which was about Piff going into a movie titled 'Were-Zilla Badly Wreaks Havoc on A Model Set'.
Afterwards they all played games and Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, followed by some games and a karaoke session and when it was time for them to wind down Piff did a relaxation session with Tangie including her favorite game of Guess the Bathbomb Scent as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his pink nightgown.
They all brushed their teeth before Piff initiated the closedown sequence that he would do at the end of each day as a homage to when channels like Nickelodeon would sign on in the morning and close down at night, and this version of his closedown sequence was different as it showed the anthropomorphic pufferfish flying with a magic talking onion on a broomstick and flying into a cozy castle and jumping off the broomstick and walking into the castle and up the stairs. Upon going up the stairs the pufferfish floated up onto a special bed as the day background morphed into a night-time one as the pufferfish’s clothes transitioned into pajamas in a morphing sequence as he brushed his teeth and a goodnight message appeared on screen as the pufferfish jumped into bed.
Piff used some magic to take all of his friends into the bedroom through a magic tunnel and they all discovered special sleepytime surprises in the bedroom, he jumped into bed as he kissed Tangie and gave a goodnight speech which was: ‘My friends, we all faced an array of grotesque beast-men wannabes in the online adventure we went on but we all came out on top and of course my friend Suku is to thank for that. After all, it takes more than one to defeat a monster. But what a great idea for an adventure he came up with and I am glad we were able to bring it to life and now it is time for us to rest so we all say goodnight, goodnight to you all.’
And thus they all drifted off to sleep as Anglo turned off the lights and they all had sweet dreams about their adventures including Piff who dreamed of making more parodies with Suku and all his friends, their adventure had ended but more are coming up so stay tuned.
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