Piff Improves A CYOA TF Story
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Piff Improves A CYOA TF Story
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Everyone’s favorite duo and all their friends went on many adventures sometimes even going into the online world to do so, and one friend that got a lot of online love and attention was Piff the Pufferfish who had his own fanbase and had helped boost Mel’s channel up to 249 subscribers and over 67,000 views per weeks which was certainly impressive.
He also liked to go inside transformation stories to improve them in a series of funny ways, one day he was reading a choose your own adventure story about a bland reader character named No Name Mcblanderson (because the author didn’t think names were important) who lived in Average Town, USA. ‘How dare the author assume that this person has no personality and expects me to fill in the blanks, well then I am going to show them a thing or two.’
As he continued reading the story he found himself being disgusted by the lack of good choices…’So my only choices in this story are put up with my crazy aunt’s conversation and transform slowly into a slug and be put in my crazy aunt’s garden or go into the secret room, get bitten by a mosquito and painfully turn into one? Screw that, I will add more choices.’
Piff added more choices to the story and then used some magic to open up a portal in the computer screen via a combination on the keyboard and all the friends jumped through the computer screen and they arrived in the online universe entry area, selecting ‘Deviantart Verse’ they all jumped through and entered and ended up in the TF sub section of the city. ‘Can you fix this story, Piff?’ ‘I can, watch.’
He entered the exact scene that was going on, which was the scene in the afforementioned crazy aunt’s house. ‘Well let’s see what is going on, we’ve got a protagonist with no personality apart from whatever the narrator thinks the one the reader has, this is SUPPOSED to be our protagonist? Look, just because reader character information can be left blank doesn’t mean the protagonist has to be boring.’ ‘Yeah he has no personality apart from being an average male protagonist and even when it’s a female version, it’s still bland and boring.’
Jumping down the pipe and into the toilet, he jumped up and scared the crazy aunt. ‘Skibibi Piffy Piff yes yes! Skibidi piff piff nee nee!’ ‘Eeeek!’ ‘There’s a fish in my toilet.’ ‘Sorry crazy aunt character who we know nothing about, we just want to improve this story.’ Piff jumped out and began to use magic to mess with the plot, transforming into numerous different styled versions of himself. ‘Hey, what is going on?’ ‘Well, No Name, i’m fixing this story. These stories are way too dark and depressing.’
‘Hey, do you mind i’m trying to narrate a story here!’ ‘Oh shut up narrator, these crappy stories only exist because edgy furry wannabes in the were-fandom leak their juices to this and cream their pants to forced non-morphic animal transformations.’ ‘And those freakendopes are the worst, just kawaii-core trash that belongs on Hot Topic t shirts.’ ‘Do you guys mind? I’m trying to make a decision here.’ ‘Oh what kind of decision, to put up with a conversation your mother is having with this relative you barely even know anything about and turn into a slug and put in the garden for the rest of your life? Or to sneak into the obvious secret room trap where you get bitten by a mosquito and painfully get turned into one?’
‘Hey, who told you those were the options?’ ‘I knew those were the options originally so I fixed them and now I am going to fix this.’ ‘And spoiler alert: When your so called aunt says those pets remind her of exes, that’s because they WERE her exes but not got turned into non-morphic animals to keep as pets. She as well as the narrator are the villains of this piece.’ ‘But how can the narrator be a villain too?’ ‘Well the narrator is the one who didn’t give you that many choices to begin with.’ ‘And also he has a sick thing for making people suffer.’
Piff used some magic to revert all of the victims of the crazy aunt back to normal, which turned them from non-morphic feral animals into being human again and they regained all their memories before using some funny magic to troll the crazy aunt, turning her into various things including a talking sentient onion. ‘Why am I an onion?’ ‘Because onions are funny.’ ‘I don’t get it.’
This was followed by lunch and some snacks before Piff used some magic to alter the storyline to make it that instead of turning into a feral non-morphic animal the protagonist chose to be anthro or chose to remain human, which was followed by him using some magic to drag the narrator into the story and force him through a series of funny transformations including transforming him into a talking beanie baby, an anthro blobfish, an anthro koala, Gizmo, Tim Burton and even a living lucky cat statue.
Which was followed by Piff using some magic to teach him a lesson by altering every single other story to have wholesome or happy content. ‘And now to teach both of you of a lesson, for making horrible CYOA TF stories with bad endings and for forcing your protagonists to be stuck as feral animals, you are grounded until people in the TF community favoring non-morphic animal transformations and while you are grounded you will eat nothing but lumpy potatoes for every meal and be forced to read and look up transformation stories that don’t have these kind of changes in them as part of your homework.’ ‘Waaaaaa.’
Piff used a transformation spell to transform the narrator into a motorcar and he laughed. ‘Hey, you turned me into a motorcar, this isn’t funny.’ ‘Well it is because you sound like a motorcar when you cry, like Vyond troublemakers.’ The narrator was sucked through a portal and he ended up being transported to a prison-like dimension where he landed in the cell with various other criminals.
‘As for you crazy aunt…I know just what punishment you deserve.’ He quipped as he used magic to transform her into a funny plus sized female were-aykroyd and he gave her the personality of one. ‘Now you’re much nicer and cuddlier.’ ‘Are you happy now, Piff?’ ‘Oh yes I am.’
This was followed by them all having afternoon tea together before heading back towards the entrance of Deviantart Universe’s city area and jumped into the exit portal, which took them back to the online universe selection portal. After doing so they all jumped through another exit portal which took them out of the screen and they landed back in Nile Road.
As they landed back in the lounge they played games for a couple of hours before getting ready for dinner as Piff prepared dinner for them, an hour later Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as the Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish - of course the fun didn’t end there, this was followed by a karaoke session.
After their karaoke session there was an ASMR session with Piff and Tangie where they did wholesome activities and even sniffed bathbombs, when their fun session was over they all gathered into the bedroom and thanked Mel before saying goodnight to each-other and brushing their teeth.
Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink night-gown as Piff initiated the closedown sequence, which consisted of an animated pufferfish wearing pajamas yawning as he brushed his teeth and a day time background morphing into a night time one usually followed by the fish jumping into bed and a message saying: ‘You have been watching the Piff Channel, we hope you have enjoyed the show. Goodnight to you all, love from Piff’ ‘We are all diving into our seaweed bed to ride the ocean of dreams, we will be back again tomorrow, goodnight to you, from your friends at the Piff Channel.’
Piff jumped into bed with Tangie as he kissed her and they all laid down and drifted off to sleep as Anglo turned off the light and Piff spoke up as the message saying…’We all have had a nice time today, we are all sleeping and drifting off into the land of dreams right now but don’t be sad, we will be back tomorrow. Love from Piff’ popped up.
And thus their adventure had come to a conclusion with them all having sweet dreams and Piff even dreamed of doing another adventure of the sort where he wrote a story about his samurai pufferfish alter ego having an online adventure and battling villains from the Vyond universe, - but more are coming up so stay tuned.
Piff Improves A CYOA TF Story
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Everyone’s favorite duo and all their friends went on many adventures sometimes even going into the online world to do so, and one friend that got a lot of online love and attention was Piff the Pufferfish who had his own fanbase and had helped boost Mel’s channel up to 249 subscribers and over 67,000 views per weeks which was certainly impressive.
He also liked to go inside transformation stories to improve them in a series of funny ways, one day he was reading a choose your own adventure story about a bland reader character named No Name Mcblanderson (because the author didn’t think names were important) who lived in Average Town, USA. ‘How dare the author assume that this person has no personality and expects me to fill in the blanks, well then I am going to show them a thing or two.’
As he continued reading the story he found himself being disgusted by the lack of good choices…’So my only choices in this story are put up with my crazy aunt’s conversation and transform slowly into a slug and be put in my crazy aunt’s garden or go into the secret room, get bitten by a mosquito and painfully turn into one? Screw that, I will add more choices.’
Piff added more choices to the story and then used some magic to open up a portal in the computer screen via a combination on the keyboard and all the friends jumped through the computer screen and they arrived in the online universe entry area, selecting ‘Deviantart Verse’ they all jumped through and entered and ended up in the TF sub section of the city. ‘Can you fix this story, Piff?’ ‘I can, watch.’
He entered the exact scene that was going on, which was the scene in the afforementioned crazy aunt’s house. ‘Well let’s see what is going on, we’ve got a protagonist with no personality apart from whatever the narrator thinks the one the reader has, this is SUPPOSED to be our protagonist? Look, just because reader character information can be left blank doesn’t mean the protagonist has to be boring.’ ‘Yeah he has no personality apart from being an average male protagonist and even when it’s a female version, it’s still bland and boring.’
Jumping down the pipe and into the toilet, he jumped up and scared the crazy aunt. ‘Skibibi Piffy Piff yes yes! Skibidi piff piff nee nee!’ ‘Eeeek!’ ‘There’s a fish in my toilet.’ ‘Sorry crazy aunt character who we know nothing about, we just want to improve this story.’ Piff jumped out and began to use magic to mess with the plot, transforming into numerous different styled versions of himself. ‘Hey, what is going on?’ ‘Well, No Name, i’m fixing this story. These stories are way too dark and depressing.’
‘Hey, do you mind i’m trying to narrate a story here!’ ‘Oh shut up narrator, these crappy stories only exist because edgy furry wannabes in the were-fandom leak their juices to this and cream their pants to forced non-morphic animal transformations.’ ‘And those freakendopes are the worst, just kawaii-core trash that belongs on Hot Topic t shirts.’ ‘Do you guys mind? I’m trying to make a decision here.’ ‘Oh what kind of decision, to put up with a conversation your mother is having with this relative you barely even know anything about and turn into a slug and put in the garden for the rest of your life? Or to sneak into the obvious secret room trap where you get bitten by a mosquito and painfully get turned into one?’
‘Hey, who told you those were the options?’ ‘I knew those were the options originally so I fixed them and now I am going to fix this.’ ‘And spoiler alert: When your so called aunt says those pets remind her of exes, that’s because they WERE her exes but not got turned into non-morphic animals to keep as pets. She as well as the narrator are the villains of this piece.’ ‘But how can the narrator be a villain too?’ ‘Well the narrator is the one who didn’t give you that many choices to begin with.’ ‘And also he has a sick thing for making people suffer.’
Piff used some magic to revert all of the victims of the crazy aunt back to normal, which turned them from non-morphic feral animals into being human again and they regained all their memories before using some funny magic to troll the crazy aunt, turning her into various things including a talking sentient onion. ‘Why am I an onion?’ ‘Because onions are funny.’ ‘I don’t get it.’
This was followed by lunch and some snacks before Piff used some magic to alter the storyline to make it that instead of turning into a feral non-morphic animal the protagonist chose to be anthro or chose to remain human, which was followed by him using some magic to drag the narrator into the story and force him through a series of funny transformations including transforming him into a talking beanie baby, an anthro blobfish, an anthro koala, Gizmo, Tim Burton and even a living lucky cat statue.
Which was followed by Piff using some magic to teach him a lesson by altering every single other story to have wholesome or happy content. ‘And now to teach both of you of a lesson, for making horrible CYOA TF stories with bad endings and for forcing your protagonists to be stuck as feral animals, you are grounded until people in the TF community favoring non-morphic animal transformations and while you are grounded you will eat nothing but lumpy potatoes for every meal and be forced to read and look up transformation stories that don’t have these kind of changes in them as part of your homework.’ ‘Waaaaaa.’
Piff used a transformation spell to transform the narrator into a motorcar and he laughed. ‘Hey, you turned me into a motorcar, this isn’t funny.’ ‘Well it is because you sound like a motorcar when you cry, like Vyond troublemakers.’ The narrator was sucked through a portal and he ended up being transported to a prison-like dimension where he landed in the cell with various other criminals.
‘As for you crazy aunt…I know just what punishment you deserve.’ He quipped as he used magic to transform her into a funny plus sized female were-aykroyd and he gave her the personality of one. ‘Now you’re much nicer and cuddlier.’ ‘Are you happy now, Piff?’ ‘Oh yes I am.’
This was followed by them all having afternoon tea together before heading back towards the entrance of Deviantart Universe’s city area and jumped into the exit portal, which took them back to the online universe selection portal. After doing so they all jumped through another exit portal which took them out of the screen and they landed back in Nile Road.
As they landed back in the lounge they played games for a couple of hours before getting ready for dinner as Piff prepared dinner for them, an hour later Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as the Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish - of course the fun didn’t end there, this was followed by a karaoke session.
After their karaoke session there was an ASMR session with Piff and Tangie where they did wholesome activities and even sniffed bathbombs, when their fun session was over they all gathered into the bedroom and thanked Mel before saying goodnight to each-other and brushing their teeth.
Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink night-gown as Piff initiated the closedown sequence, which consisted of an animated pufferfish wearing pajamas yawning as he brushed his teeth and a day time background morphing into a night time one usually followed by the fish jumping into bed and a message saying: ‘You have been watching the Piff Channel, we hope you have enjoyed the show. Goodnight to you all, love from Piff’ ‘We are all diving into our seaweed bed to ride the ocean of dreams, we will be back again tomorrow, goodnight to you, from your friends at the Piff Channel.’
Piff jumped into bed with Tangie as he kissed her and they all laid down and drifted off to sleep as Anglo turned off the light and Piff spoke up as the message saying…’We all have had a nice time today, we are all sleeping and drifting off into the land of dreams right now but don’t be sad, we will be back tomorrow. Love from Piff’ popped up.
And thus their adventure had come to a conclusion with them all having sweet dreams and Piff even dreamed of doing another adventure of the sort where he wrote a story about his samurai pufferfish alter ego having an online adventure and battling villains from the Vyond universe, - but more are coming up so stay tuned.
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