Sun Zeed the Dum Sum

---------------------------
It is time for storytime with Bonzi and today’s story is about someone some dum dum it is hard to tell the difference between him and a regular ol dum dum! Once upon a time in the land of the internet in the slums of what was X--Ville there was a nasty person by the name of Stun Zeed who acted like specific groups on tumblr were problematic and were stupid (when in actually he was really stupid because he used the terms ‘hoe’ and ‘bitch’ despite the people he used them on being male).

One day he felt like being the most unoriginal villain in the history of villainy and targeting someone just for posting about their personal drama. ‘Lol dumb hoe thinks people care about his drama, I am so original and hip and cool when I use outdated slang like this!’ ‘Except you know, you are not.’ ‘What are you on about, bitch be complaining for no reason, kek.’ ‘Really? Kek? Oh boy, look, online slang has never been cool, stop acting like you are cool and original with your lame slang when you are not. Trauma is something you can never make fun of.’ ‘Really? Well I am not going to let a terminally online pig hoe with no friends except the ones in his head order me around, I am an edgelord supreme who bleeds Mountain Dew!’

‘Oh really? Well you are about to realize you cannot pick on random people just because they tried to be open.’ ‘Oh look the pig is gonna cry, lol.’ Just as he was about to leave yet another insulting comment a cloud of purple smoke came from his computer screen and manifested in the form of a purple gorilla. ‘From being terminally stuck online, to being in your home. I am Bonzi, master of the internet and I am here to teach you a lesson.’

‘An NFT has come here to teach me a lesson?’ ‘An NFT? I am not an NFT, I am Bonzi, the lord and master of the internet.’ ‘The internet has lords and masters now?’ ‘Oh yes and you are looking at one of them. And now, I have been told you have been a bit of a dum dum by acting like people with trauma are stupid.’ ‘A dum dum? As in a species of were-aykroyd known for their stupidity?’

‘Oh yes, and you fit the bill just fine, someone with no originality or a brain in their body.’ ‘Okay you got me, I am really just a generic villain with no originality, heck I am just an alt of another villain. All that edgelord stuff is not really me!’ ‘Of course it is not, because you are a dum dum.’

He looked at his computer screen and was shocked when he saw his X account information and page shift as well as his profile, shifting to be that of a female were-aykroyd. ‘My profile, it has changed, I am female but I am a guy?’ That is not what your personal information tells me.’ ‘Something odd is going on.’

‘Your personal information says you are a female were-aykroyd dum dum who is in need of someone to give you affection and food, you do not have a master, or rather not any more.’ ‘What the hell do you mean by that, is this some kind of cryptic message?’ ‘The message here is that you need to be respectful to others, like it or not, abuse is a real thing that can happen and making fun of people who have been abused is not a good thing to do.’

Just as he was about to protest his stomach slowly began to gurgle and growl as food manifested in front of him, and he felt so hungry he could not help but chow down on all that was made for him to eat, his stomach slowly began to swell and swell as hair grew on it and the buttons popped off his shirt, his shirt slowly getting tighter and tighter as hair grew on his enlarging chest and his torso as a pair of round formations slowly grew on his chest.

“Ooooh dum dum groooooow big. Did I just call myself dum dum?”

“Yes you did, because that is what you are.”

The two round formations formed into a large pair of plus sized breasts which swelled and swelled, filling with milk and causing the milk to spill onto his shirt which was straining and tearing. ‘Yaaaay, dum dum is making milk, dum dum make milk for babies!’ ‘Oh yes, because it is so much better for you and it is more natural. I mean who needs kek when you have got kegs? Two ones at that.’

He blushed as his arms slowly swelled and grew hair on them, his mind was flooding with thoughts of eating lots of fattening food and being a ‘mother’ as his hands swelled and grew hair and his fingers thickened in the process, his fingernails thickened as his stomach swelled and swelled even more, making it look like he was pregnant.

Which he was as a baby were-aykroyd dum dum grew inside and within a matter of seconds burst out in a violent and visceral manner (he could not believe he was giving birth to a baby were-aykroyd, he thought it was a surreal nightmare!), the baby were-aykroyd waddled up to him. ‘Mommy.’ ‘I am not your mother, why the heck is this hoe-ish baby thinking I am his mother?’ ‘Because you are, face it, you never used terms like hoe as an insult, because that is just dumb, just like you.’

His belly slowly burst through his belt as his privates retracted into his groin…’You gave me a pussy?’ ‘Because you clearly act like one instead of acting like a man, and face it, apart from the imaginary girlfriends you do not have anyone who loves you. And that personality of yours, you already know it is a fake one! I know the real you.’

He groaned as he produced several farts from his rear and everyone recorded him farting on their phones and one of his former victims even posted..’Lol, user of outdated online slang and bad slurs who once targeted me is now farting non-stop and turning into a pregnant were-aykroyd wife! Everyone, please laugh at the fat were-aykroyd that is now formerly the man who bullied me!’

Everyone online watched the video and laughed at him, to add insult to injury everyone loved the video and loved how much of a fool he was making fun of himself. ‘Hey, that is totally not fair. Okay I admit I put on a fake douche act to be unoriginal, yeah…I know I am a totally unoriginal character.’ ‘So you admit it, then?’ ‘Oh yes, I thought that acting like an edgelord would get me attention, I pretended to be like that to hide who I actually am. I actually am a submissive and weak little dum dum were-aykroyd.’

A series of new memories continued to surge into his mind as his rear fattened and swelled, causing his pants to rip apart while his legs thickened with fat and his feet swelled, bursting through this shoes, his whole body gaining more and more weight as his back and shoulders broadened.

He slowly grew to six foot one as his shirt ripped apart, all the while everyone was laughing at his transformation and making memes out of it (and it was the right punishment for him too, given how he used to get off causing pain to others and humiliating them in his tweets!) as his feet developed webbed toes - he struggled with the transformation and attempted to resist but alas the dum dum urges were too strong and he felt like he wanted to nurture his offspring and cuddle him as he made odd dum dum noises, he felt an odd sensation tingle in his throat as his voice feminized and became Aykroydian while his chin and face puffed up, his neck fattening and growing a double chin.

His hair darkened as his eyes widened, one turning from brown to green as eyelashes blossomed around them. His forehead altering as his eyebrows thickened and his nose broadened and developed a cleft, his features feminizing and becoming Aykroydian as his fake personality faded away more and more (as he or rather ‘she’ did not need to put on a fake act to show off how good she supposedly was, she was a real dum dum were-aykroyd and dum dums did not need to be anything other than what they were! If she even knew what any of those words meant, would have she been concerned at all? Nope, because she was not like those tryhard humans she tried to emulate!)

She giggled as those feelings surged through her over and over and her overall memories came flooding back, she recalled back when she was a young dum dum were-aykroyd in the need of love, she had been looking for someone to be her master, she had been ostracized all her life as a dum dum were-aykroyd (humans did not understand her, when she thought she had found humans who finally could understand her, they forced her to pretend to be something she was not) and she had spent many years posing as someone she was not.

Year after year as posing as a tryhard edgy human male was indeed a rather taxing experience on her, all she wanted to be was accepted, not treated even worse, as her mind and memories fully altered and settled into her new persona, making her a new dum dum and her true self! Zeed no longer needed her old name, and decided to go by Lucy instead. Lucy had one purpose, to find a master who would love her for who she was.

Bonzi was more than happy to assist her, as he used his magic to finish the job, making sure that she would never forget her real identity again and using his magic to give her what she had always wanted. He transported her to an elaborate mansion of sorts.

In this elaborate lavish mansion lived a dum dum were-aykroyd master who had been looking for someone to claim as his dum dum for years, he had never any one to love, except for his family, and that is when he saw ‘Lucy’, this ravishing and adorable dum dum were-aykroyd who was an absolute princess and he took her under her wing.

The two of them spent many nights together and even went on dates and it did not take long for him to purpose to her - and now she and her new master are married and a happy dum dum couple, she barely recalls anything about what happened prior but she knows where she is now and how she feels (and really even if she could recall what she used to be like, she probably would not because she prefers to be who she is, being a human was too hard for her to maintain for so long after all!) and what she feels now is pure joy.

A couple of months later and she gave birth to several more dum dum were-aykroyd offspring and is now a happy mother and were-aykroyd wife who has found a master to love her! Bonzi smiled as he knew his job was done and he teleported back to his HQ where he hung out with all of his friends and relaxed.

And thus this little tale has come to an end but not before the all important moral, pretending to be someone you are not online is all fine and well - but do not be an idiot about it, making a dum dum out of yourself online by acting like one is a sure fire way to get on the path to dum dum hood!