The Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd.

Corey and Oats VS

The Spirit of the Were-Aykroyd.

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Corey and Oats often worked together to help their friends, and one friend they liked helping out was Nathan, you see Nathan had a were-aykroyd alter-ego who took over him sometimes and made things a living hell for him, however one day they decided to help him out at the apartment by making sure that he wouldn’t turn. Nathan had a roommate with him that day, and that roommate i.e Jason, had also been given a dose of the Were-aykroyd side. But Jason tended to get possessed by the Were-aykroyd spirit and make things a nightmare for him so Nathan needed all the help he could get, so Corey and Oats offered to spend the day with Nathan to make sure things didn’t go wrong. Nathan went to work at the research faculty, studying monsters of all kinds and every evening he’d return home and await his inevitable transformation into the were-aykroyd.




“Shall we follow Nathan to work?”




“Let’s do that.”




The duo spent the day with Nathan in the research faculty doing monsterology studies and they made friends with the workers there and they had lunch at a local restaurant, all three of them decided to come back home in the late afternoon. ‘Alright, you guys know what to do, right?’



“Sure do Nate, we’ll keep an eye out.”




“Yes, mommy will be so proud of us.”




Corey and Oats decided to set things up in the lab with Nathan while Jason was in the kitchen, Jason was working on an experiment. They decided to help him with the experiment as the group worked on a seance-like ritual to help summon and hopefully tame the Were-aykroyd spirit. ‘This should work to tame him.’ ‘Jasey, but what if it doesn’t?’ ‘Then we have an evil were-aykroyd spirit to deal with and two were-aykroyds to deal with.’ ‘Right.’ Corey and Oats joined hands with Nathan and Jason at the table as they all chanted, the spirit of the Were-aykroyd manifested before the duo and floated around them. Jason gulped before explaining to the spirit why he had been summoned, the spirit of course didn’t like this and he entered Jason’s body, possessing him. ‘Nooooo, don’t do this.’ ‘Oh but I am and now that Jason is mine, Nathan will be mine too once I get through to him.’




Nathan held up a mirror and sprayed him with holy water, which was enough to stun the possessed Jason for a while but not before Jason got possessed again, turning him into a demented were-aykroyd version of himself. ‘Jason, nooooo!’ ‘Oh but yes, he is now like me and you will follow, your aykroyd spirit will want this.’ ‘No he won’t, he isn’t like you.’ ‘Oh but he will be.’




Corey and Oats hurried into the sacred room of Nathan’s apartment and got out all the monster hunting gear including the crosses and crucifixes as an eerie alien glow surrounded the area, corrupting the room and filling it with an Aykroydian presence. ‘Is the were-aykroyd spirit usually THIS evil?’ ‘Oh no, not usually, it’s just David’s is like that, mine isn’t, yes mine is a troublemaker at times, but he isn’t evil.’




Nathan made a run for it and headed upstairs to grab some weapons before possessed David made his way upstairs, he was a frightening sight as a were-aykroyd, with piercing glowing red eyes, a mottled complexion, and ravenous looking Hessian Horseman style teeth while still looking and sounding Aykroyd-like.




Possessed!David made his way into the bedroom as the alien glow that was coming from the room was affecting some of Nathan’s weapons, making them not work against him. ‘Come on, come on, some of these HAVE to work against a possessed Were-Aykroyd.’




Luckily the rest of the weapons still worked as Corey and Oats grabbed some and did battle with the demonic were-aykroyd that was now Jason, Jason hissed at them, bearing his Hessian Horseman style teeth.




‘What good do you think those weapons will do for you? Jason is already under my control and soon Nathan will be too, if I could just sway his Were-Aykroyd side into being like me, then we will conquer this realm.’ ‘Why did you have to be an evil were-aykroyd?’ Corey asked. ‘Yes, why do you have to be evil like that? Were-aykroyds are supposed to be lovable.’




‘Why do I have to be evil, you ask? Because I like it, and I need Nathan to be like me.’ ‘But Nathan’s Were-Aykroyd spirit won’t allow that.’ ‘Oh he will once I get through to him.’ Corey held up a mirror and sprayed possessed David with holy water again, which stunned him and kept him away for a little bit longer.




They thought about what to do before having a snack or two, the alien glow shifting and taking on the form of a dark version of Dan Aykroyd. The evil Aykroyd spirit laughed wickedly to himself as he floated over to Nathan and the duo. ‘Now there is nothing to stop me from controlling Nathan and from making him MY were-aykroyd forever.’ ‘Well apart from us of course.’ ‘And who are YOU?’




“I’m Corey.”




“And i’m Oats.”




‘We’re Nathan’s friends!’ the duo exclaimed in unison. ‘Aaaaw how cute, he has friends to protect him.’ ‘Well yes, we ARE cute but more importantly we are here to end your reign of terror.’ ‘As if you think you are going to stop me.’ ‘Oh but we are.’




The diabolical Aykroyd spirit laughed at the duo, he didn’t think that a talking horse and a covid microbe were likely to stop him…’Aaaaw how adorable, you two think you can stop me.’ Oats didn’t take too kindly to being laughed at and trotted over to the spirit, leaping through him and whinnying loudly. ‘Thou shall not hurteth my friends!’ the lovable equine responded.




Oats trotted around the Aykroyd spirit and played games with him while Nathan headed down-stairs and kept every single room in the apartment under lockdown, the duo headed into the living room and met up with Nathan as the spirit chased them throughout before stopping near the living room. ‘Ha ha ha, you cannot stop me. Nathan, you will join me and become the man you were born to turn into. You will become like me.’ ‘Oh no you don’t, you will not do this to Nathan.’




“Oh but I will.”




“They’re right, you know, you can’t and won’t do this to me.”




‘Why?’ ‘Why? Because one…you cannot take away my humanity and corrupt me THAT easily. My were-aykroyd spirit won’t allow that to happen, and two…would you really want to do that to me NOW?’ ‘Yes, and why?’ ‘Because Britain’s Got Talent will be on in a couple of minutes and do you really want to deprive me of watching that show?’ ‘Oh okay, fine i’ll let you watch it.’




Corey and Oats floated into the bedroom with Nathan and turned on the tv as possessed Jason and the Aykroyd spirit watched, they had no choice but to let them watch the show, after the Aykroyd spirit tried to take control of the tv to the point it showed nothing but Dan Aykroyd movies, he decided to let the duo watch BGT. The duo watched the show and cheered on the acts, but half-way through a distress message from the judges popped up on screen..’We need your help Corey and Oats.’ ‘Us?’




“Yes, come and help us.”




The duo deciphered the distress message on the computer before deciding to take action along with Nathan, jumping into the screen and arriving at the Fountain studios in Wembley London, where the show was filmed/tapped. ‘We’re here, what do you need us to do?’ ‘We’ve got a major problem here. The evil Aykroyd spirit has manifested in the studio and he wants to take one of us.’ David Walliams explained, feeling a bit afraid ‘Which one of you does he want to take?’




David gulped as he pointed to Simon Cowell…’It’s Simon! He wants to take Simon from me, oops I mean us.’ ‘David do you still have feelings for him?’ Nathan quipped. ‘Yes, but that’s besides the point, we have to do something to stop that spirit from getting him.’ ‘We’ve got two Were-aykroyds to deal with…HIM and the possessed friend of Nathan’s friend.’ ‘Two of them? This looks like trouble.’




Corey told David that if they worked together they could handle this, Oats saw Simon sitting at his usual spot on the judge’s table when the evil Aykroyd spirit made his way towards him and tried to enter his body. ‘I’ll save him!’ Nathan ran over to the judge’s table along with David, getting in the way of the spirit and saving Simon. ‘Phew, that was close.’ David was hugging Simon tightly…’David, I know you really like me and I like you too, but not in that way.’ ‘Sorry, I had to.’




“Would you mind explaining what is going on?”




“You possibly aren’t going to like what we’re about to tell you.”




The duo explained to Simon that the evil Aykroyd spirit was trying to possess him and enter his body…’Now why would he do that?’ ‘I think I may have a hunch as to why.’ There was a flashback sequence of a Dan Aykroyd character auditioning for the X Factor, specifically Tom Everett from Caddyshack II. Simon remembered that specific audition…’Oh yes, I was particularly horrible to him, but I had to. I was doing my job.’ ‘Well did you know that were-aykroyd spirits don’t take too kindly to an Aykroyd character being treated unfairly?’ ‘I didn’t know that at first, no, but now I remember and I do. In all fairness he kind of deserved it.’




“You’re right about that though.”




“Yeah, Tom Everett’s voice is super annoying.”




“And Caddyshack II was an awful sequel anyway.”




The Aykroyd spirit hovered above Simon, attempting to enter his body…but luckily Simon’s dogs, Squidley and Diddley and Daisy barked and defended their owner, because they were able to sense evil just like in horror movies. ‘Don’t you touch MY Simon!’ David exclaimed. ‘Oh but there’s so much I want to do to him. I am going to make him loyal to me and only me, I am going to control him and make him forget everything about his life as who he is and make him Aykroydian like me.’ ‘How dare you do such a thing to MY Simon, he is mine and I won’t let you touch him.’




David Walliams charged at the spirit, fighting him off before leaping in front of Simon…’I’m so flattered that you like me, but don’t expect me to kiss you.’ ‘It’s not like that I swear, I am just protecting you from HIM.’ Corey and Oats pointed to the spirit as they grabbed some holy water squirt guns and tossed them to Ant and Dec. ‘Here, these are for you. To help fight off the spirit.’ ‘Thanks, come on, let’s get squirting.’ ‘That sounded dirty, but let’s do it.’




Oats galloped over to the spirit and looked at him with an angry expression on his equine face..’Don’t you dare take Simon away from his girlfriend or his son Eric. I warn you.’ ‘Oh but I plan on doing just that, I plan on taking him away from both of them.’ ‘Noooooo.’ He galloped and trotted around the spirit before barricading the studio to keep out possessed Jason.







He galloped into Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon’s dressing rooms, and made an Elton John outfit for himself and he made one for Corey, the duo headed onto the stage and performed an impromptu musical number on stage to divert the audience’s attention while Nathan, David and Ant and Dec helped Alesha and Amanda get to safety. David was keeping his eye on the spirit and making sure the spirit didn’t get to Simon. David was being fiercely protective of Simon, keeping an eye on him at all times.




He was successful in keeping away the spirit for a while but then because the spirit felt like messing with David, he entered Simon’s body and possessed him, causing Simon to slowly turn into a Were-Aykroyd as he gained 249lbs and grew to 6’1 and also grew more hairs on him and he took on an Aykroyd-like appearance and his voice even shifted to sound like Dan Aykroyd’s voice. But he was still recognizable as himself because he was wearing the same sunglasses and shirt as he usually had on, his shirt didn’t tear, it stayed on, and his accent was still the same i.e British, only it had a bit of an Aykroydian tinge to it as did his voice but he still looked and sounded like himself only half Aykroyd-like. ‘Oh that’s just great, first I get slimed by Mr Blobby and now i’m part Canadian?’ ‘Are you okay, Simon?’ Corey asked. ‘I’m fine…I'm just possessed by the Aykroyd spirit and now i’m a were-aykroyd too. This is awkward.’ ‘Look on the bright side, there’s more of you to love.’ David quipped as he poked Simon’s much larger stomach. ‘Hey, hey…watch it David.’ ‘Sorry.’




Corey and Oats continued their musical number as they got Nathan and Ant and Dec to join in, they all sang on stage as the possessed Jason attempted to break through the barricade, he crashed through the barricade roaring sinisterly as he made his way through the studio, when the musical number was over, Jason barged onto the stage but before Corey activated a screen on the control panel which showed the distress message that he and Oats had deciphered earlier, they told Ant and Dec to fetch some mirrors from the dressing rooms as they did so. Ant and Dec held up mirrors and turned on some holy water sprinklers which activated as soon as Jason entered, weakening him and making him unable to get any further.




They continued to do so until Jason was too weak to do anything else, and they squirted him with holy water from the squirt guns as he convulsed and the Were-aykroyd spirit left his body, returning him to his normal form. ‘Yesss, I knew obsessing over From Dusk Till Dawn would pay off one day!’ Nathan exclaimed.




“Yes, so did we.”




‘We knew that using holy water squirt guns like in that movie, and also in Night of the Demons 2, Lost Boys and Bordello of Blood…would come in handy.’ Jason looked up at the duo and blushed as he felt confused. ‘Nathan? Corey? Oats? Where am I?’ ‘You’re in the Fountain studios in london, you were possessed by an evil were-aykroyd spirit and you tried to come after Nathan and make him like you, and even worse..look at what you also brought upon us, that alien glow became an evil Aykroyd spirit that possessed Smon Cowell.’ ‘Is Simon okay?’ ‘Yes, he is alright, but he has been made into a Were-Aykroyd as a result of the possession.’




David nodded as he looked over at Simon…’I don’t mind him like this though, more of him to love…more of him for me to love anyway.’ ‘David!’ ‘Sorry…it’s just you know how I feel about you, I can’t help but admire you.’ Simon sighed as he looked at himself, he still very much resembled himself but crossed with Dan Aykroyd. ‘So what do we do?’ ‘Here Simon, have this.’ Corey tossed Simon a flask with holy water inside it and Simon drank from it, returning to his normal form. ‘Phew, that was a close one, thanks. How can I ever repay you for this?’ ‘It was the least we could do, you helped our friend Mel get her confidence back and helped her become a singing sensation again, so we saved you from being a Were-Aykroyd.’




“How did it feel to be one?”




“It felt like I was both British and Canadian at the same time and it was very strange.”




“Did you have any odd Aykroydian quirks?”




“Well…sort of, I did find myself talking in Aykroydian techno-babble.”




‘That’s just a trait of becoming a Were-aykroyd but i’m glad you’re back to being you again.’ ‘Yeah.’ The duo and Nathan hugged Simon and David joined in. The Aykroyd spirit looked at them with an obviously peeved off expression on his face before jumping into Ant’s body and making him a Were-Aykroyd and then possessing Dec and making him into a Were-Aykroyd as well, going back and forth between the two hosts before being weakened with holy water and evaporating as the famous duo returned to normal as well.




“Phew, we did it.”




The duo and Nathan had saved Simon and saved the show from being taken over by the evil presence of the Were-Aykroyd spirit and they had saved Nathan from turning out the way Jason had when he was possessed, they stopped by for a treat or two before saying goodbye to the hosts and the judges before leaping out of the tv screen and arriving back in Nathan’s apartment, just in time for dinner. When they returned to the apartment they decided to give the Were-Aykroyd spirit and the evil Aykroyd spirit a stern talking to. ‘You two are in so much trouble.’ ‘For possessing Nathan’s friend and trying to make his friend turn against Nathan, and not only that but threatening to go after Simon Cowell for the purpose of revenge, you are grounded until a third Blues Brothers movie starring Dan Aykroyd and James Belushi is made.’ ‘And more than that, evil Aykroyd spirit, for possessing Simon Cowell and making him into a Were-Aykroyd too without asking first, you are grounded until people forgive John Landis for being partially involved in the death of Vic Morrow. And while you both are grounded, you will eat nothing but lumpy potatoes for every single meal.’




“That’s no fair…waaaaaaah!”




“You should have thought of that before you did what you did.”




The two Were-aykroyd spirits sauntered off, crying as the duo got ready to say goodbye to Nathan, they had a little bit of dinner with him before using a special passage-way in the hall-way to go down to a slide they went down on before going into a tunnel which took them to their home in Nile Road, where they met up with Mel. ‘Hi mommy!’ Oats exclaimed as he hugged the koala-girl. ‘Oatsie, Corey. I missed you guys, you must have been on quite the adventure while I was here with the others.’ ‘Yes, we went on BGT and we saved Nathan and his friend, we saved Simon Cowell and now we’re heroes.’ ‘I think my heroes deserve a grand dinner to celebrate their heroic adventure and their bravery.’ Mel took the duo into the kitchen for dinner and they had a lovely meal, after dinner they listened to music, an hour later they emailed Jill about their adventure and told everyone in Nile Road about their adventure including Carmela, Mariah, Andrea, Belinda and Jana.




An hour later they had a karaoke session and partied all night. When it was time for them to get ready for bed, they went into the bedroom and put on their night-clothes and they brushed their teeth in the bathroom before picking out a friend to snuggle up with. When bedtime came around they all got into bed and snuggled up, Aiyido the beholder was the first to cuddle with them and they all snuggled up and had sweet dreams, now that their whole scary ordeal was over, they could sleep peacefully at night.