Funny
Irony and irreverence towards sex and sexuality in general
The genre Funny collects all those erotic stories that contain an streak of irony and / or disrespectful to sex or sexuality in general. The stories collected in this category show that laughter and eros can meet up.
57 erotic stories of the genre funny which were read 201.4K times.
The fiery roseIt was seven years ago.. Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass bridge? No one except my dumb-ass would walk it!" It was also that same night I had my final fight with my ex-fiancee. I walked out. Everything before then, to... reading time 15 minwritten on2015-09-13of
ReneeI used to love anal sexEvery once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want, come on", that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy, I smack her ass and start to slip it in her winky. When about halfway in I run into an obstruction. The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against... reading time 2 minwritten on
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DownRubberHe was fucking like a machineA couple of years ago I was living in one of those art-deco apartments in New York, I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine, I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. If I think about it I guess I should have been pissed off by these noisy neighbours, but at... reading time 2 minwritten on
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OdysseusThe adventures of Buttman and CuntwomanBen Dover and his wife Tracy are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Ganja Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Tracy, Ben passes out. "Are you OK, honey?", a masked woman in pink spandex asks him, her suit covering exactly the reverse of what a bathing suit would cover, leaving her firm 32C breasts, fire engine red pus... reading time 19 minwritten on
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HugecockSpace station of the slutsStation Chief Megan Xio felt doubly naked as the black-haired Consortium tech passed his hands above her body, readouts in his pupils gleaming like distant stars. Her skin was naked before the eyes, flesh and electronic, that peered not only at but through the skintight turquoise seal of her daysuit; her trust and charge, Saturn VI Station, was naked before the chip in his brain, spreading and unfurling as a set of schematics and diagnostic results. “Ah,” the tech said, and then, “Mm-hm.” He w... reading time 24 minwritten on
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Vivian VaneSerafina gets itHorvan had to leave Earth on an urgent mission to Planet Wox. He hated the whole idea. His young and pretty wife, Serafina, normally a shy, refined and proper lady under ordinary circumstances, could become sort of a sexual deviant under certain circumstances. Those circumstances were normally absent on tepid and boring Planet Earth in the year 2,934 C.E. But on Planet Wox, located in the Ariadne System within the Great Magellanic Cloud Galaxy, about 70,000 light years away, the circumstan... reading time 10 minwritten on
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Harry BallsErotic literature for premature ejaculatorsChapter 1 She looked at him... END reading time 1 minwritten on
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