Funny
Irony and irreverence towards sex and sexuality in general
The genre Funny collects all those erotic stories that contain an streak of irony and / or disrespectful to sex or sexuality in general. The stories collected in this category show that laughter and eros can meet up.
63 erotic stories of the genre funny which were read 209.8K times.
Ignorance is blissI was obsessed with total-enclosure bondage, and took advantage of my wife's good nature, as I became a "house husband" while she made good money as an office manager. Particularly horny one day, I gave in to my worst impulses, and mailed the keys to my rubber bag, to myself, knowing it would be in my mailbox the next day, through local delivery. Then I tied the bag round my neck, bringing the zippered opening right over my mouth, and the two tiny air-holes in place right over my nostrils, befo written on 2021-05-29 reading time 4 min byIvan Donnellsonpolish
D− Bathtime With RainmanI am an LPN with a savant autistic patient we call "Rainman". His savant gift is a magnificent tenor singing voice which discovered while giving "Rainman" his bath. - Bathing him can be a challenge because Rainman is fearful of being submerged on water. So the best method of bathing him is a sponge bath which requires Rainman to stand naked in a large tub of water while being washed. - As an LPN, I maintain the highest level of professionalism, but Rainman has an enormous thick penis that hangs written on 2021-02-01 reading time 1 min by
Hugh Jassreakspolish
F Disturbing Baby Pictures... -My Mom showed the family my baby pictures last Christmas! I am humiliated and scarred for life !! -Every summer on birthday, my Mom took those typical baby pictures of me lying naked on my tummy with Mom, Nana, my Aunty's and my older girl Cousins standing around me grinning. - When I got a a bit older and too old for posed baby shots, Mom took Polaroids of me running around the yard bare assed being chased girls cousins become teenagers and had begun to sprout fine looking titties ... - written on 2021-02-01 reading time 2 min by
Hugh Jassreakspolish
F I Take Pilates and I Can Blow Myself-I take Pilates and I am so flexible that I can blow myself !! -I save a fortune because I don't need to buy steak dinners for whiney bitchy women as a prelude sex ! -Nobody showed me how or anything like that, but I started getting really horny after a week alone. I had a raging hard on and wanted to try just to see if Pilates would make it possible for me to blow my self -So... I laid on the floor and raised my ass up against the wall. -From this position, I grabbed my ankles and pulled my leg written on 2021-01-29 reading time 1 min by
Barry McCockinerpolish
B FoodpornThey.. they do it, real, i swear ! Italians, you know, talking food, bitching each other about culinary correctness, even when writing and discussing porn ! Yeah, sure, i know what y'all are thinking. Stereotype. Bad joke. Exaggerating for comedy sake. Nah, wankers, i can prove what i say ! I explored their site, Erotici Racconti, and it was like travelling beyond the shoulder of Orion. It was a dangerous journey, i was sexually abused by Lucrezia and Browserfast.. Mr.Gwyn almost choked me wit written on 2020-10-15 reading time 5 min by
Hermann Morrpolish
F Tommy and his sex doll present Tommy and his sex doll present Tommy Johnson heard the doorbell ring few minutes after he'd settled down to watch the rerun of a baseball game and wondered who could be calling at that time.Despite the fact that it was his birthday night, he wasn't really expecting anyone. He'd celebrated at the office with his colleagues earlier in the day, and had gotten calls from his friends and family.It was a work week, so there had been no time to go out ce written on 2020-06-20 reading time 5 min by
Tonypolish
D+ After school fuckWe’d walk in separate directions, meeting around the corner, so our friends wouldn’t know, and I’d let her in the back door when no one else was home. She was always quiet as I led her up the stairs, and even as we undressed in the near darkness we hardly talked at all. I’d kiss her for hours, taking my time with everything, and she’d sigh as she squirmed on my lap breathing into my mouth in between biting me on the chin. I spent the most time between her legs, kissing her thighs and l... written on 2020-05-28 reading time 7 min by
Jiana polish
F Why is Sex so Fucking Powerful?My innocence could not contain the devious and derelict thoughts I had as a child. I often wondered why the thought of sex consumed me as I maneuvered through the stages of life. To be honest, sex fucked me up both mentally and physically. Even now, I want to fuck 99.9% of every bitch I see. It doesn’t matter what her background entails; I just wanna fuck something. Getting my dick sucked is equivalent to dining in a five star (âï¸) restaurant and commanding their best sirloin stake. Rid... written on 2020-04-02 reading time 3 min by
Jippjo-39polish
F Dear Tech Support, from Desperate wifeDear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simp written on 2020-03-29 reading time 2 min by
Trish Mainepolish
B− It’s funnyIt funny how we are all exploited to a certain degree due to our humanistic needs. Writing about my sexual exploits allowed me to see the big picture. My morals are shared with those who chooses to read my post. My posts are true stories and I laugh at some of the stories I’ve read, telling myself “no way.†Knowing all the fucked up things I’ve done, gives me great pleasure knowing there’s people on this Earth who’s just as fucked up as I am. I say this without being judgmental, beca... written on 2020-03-27 reading time 1 min by
Jippjo-39polish
F Yes, it's the shit holeWhat can we say, a short story of what can happen when you play back there. As straight guy who likes to play with his butt there are many ways to do it but a smooth object (dildo in practice) is one of the best, feeling very horny I decided to do exactly that as soon as I could get back. Within minutes of returning I was in the bathroom, sat on the toilet and rubbing my hole in preparation for the entry of the dildo, I always found the toilet a good place to sit as naturally you have easy acces written on 2020-02-23 reading time 2 min by
SRpolish
D Rubber SnakeI'm Ross 28 engaged and work in the Rail industry, I'd been trying to date a work colleague named Wendy 25 and not having any success. Then 7 months ago I was sent to work on signal systems in a small town and was supposed to have Gary to assist me. But unknown to me Gary got sick and Wendy sent instead, I've worked with Gary before and we were always playing jokes on each other. I had purchased a rubber snake with wire inside it so it could be posed in different poses. It a museum quality rubbe written on 2019-09-17 reading time 2 min by
Rosspolish
C 2 gays and a straight I'm a straight white male 34 and for well over 2 years share a house with 2 lesbians. I grew up with Irene and have been friends with her most of my life, never finding out she was gay until she was about 20 years old. Her partner is Clara who is a few years younger than us. My girlfriend knows I live with them but has no inkling of how comfortable we are around each other. It took many months to get to the comfort level we now have and in a way it is intimate. I never have sex with them for o written on 2019-09-07 reading time 3 min by
joshaupolish
B+ Ooopps MISTAKES… Can all mistakes be overcome???? I came home at my normal time on Friday and was surprised Susan my wife wasn’t home yet. I got off at five o’clock and was always home by five thirty. Susan got off at four and was home before me all the time. I assumed that she was going out with her coworkers after work. She did that a lot on Fridays. But she almost always told me she was going before she went. I started dinner and set the table. It was about six-thirty when I ... written on 2019-09-02 reading time 3 min by
R.L.B.polish
F The GoatI'm Annabelle 25 and last week I was at the family farm with my boyfriend Scott. We were walk around and in the back paddock decided to have sex on a haystack. After we had fucked and I was ready to return to the house. Scott dropped his cellphone and as he bent over to pickup it up. Brutus my younger brother's goat came charging up and butted Scott in the arse and he landed in a muddy puddle left over from recent rain. I peed myself laughing and Scott isn't happy about being the butt of everyon written on 2019-05-01 reading time 1 min by
Annabellepolish
F Now That's Salty Popcorn!If you know anything about my sexual history you know one thing. I love to give blowjobs. I literally have no idea why that is. I know a lot of girls could take it or leave it. And some, for reasons known only to them, just won't do it. But I can't imagine going more than a couple of days without having someone's little-man wet-sneeze on my tonsils. I used to laugh when my obviously feminist guidance counselor asked me what I would do if I had a billion dollars and didn't have to work. I knew written on 2018-12-17 reading time 7 min by
Zoey "princesstiddiez"polish
F RevengeYears ago when I was 24 and foolish, I hooked up with footballer. Not a national league just our local. I started having regular sex with him, then I found that he had secretly filmed us having sex. He had shown all his team mates and I didn't know what to do. I had friend who was very smart and was studying to be a pharmacist. He was always picked on at school, they called a nerd and worse. But when he home from university, I asked him what could I do. He said I could report my now ex boyfriend written on 2018-10-13 reading time 3 min by
Emmapolish
D− My girlfriends favorite magazineYou’ve got no idea how horny each issue of Hustler makes my girlfriend Janine. Every month I get more & more excited the closer it comes to the next issue, anticipating Janine getting hot as she looks through the magazine. Janine dresses very sexily, in stockings and a tight basque that barely contains her 36C tits, her nipples already hard as she flicks through the pages, getting aroused as she reads the raunchy confessions alongside the stunning girl pics. Soon she’ll be so hot her fin... written on 2018-10-11 reading time 2 min by
RegBpolish
F Private ladies tea partyThe blond girl gasps as the man’s hands cup her small, round breasts, pressing the stubbly erect nipples together so that his tongue need move only an inch or two to tease both. A moment later he reaches down her body, slipping a hand between her thighs. Deftly his fingers sift the dark blond curls of her pubic hair, smooth & damp lips of her vagina. She moans as he brushes her clitoris. Moving more urgently now, he slides a leg over hers and settles between her thighs. The girl grunts... written on 2018-10-04 reading time 8 min by
JaneyRpolish
F Best friends momIt was the summer of 1965, my best friend Leo lived just over the hill from me, he was 18 and I was 17, I had just graduated high school and Leo had just finished his freshman year in College. I had purchased a 57 Chevy and Leo’s Dad had gotten him an old Studebaker. I had always wondered why he had purchased the old car that needed work for Leo because he was a jock, me, Gill was the wrench turner that’s why my 57 Chevy had almost 500 horse power. Well time and time again Leo and I would go... written on 2018-09-18 reading time 72 min by
ohmyyes64polish
D− Nookie after a long spell inside.You can say I love older women at least a good decade or so. If I were to ever choose to be married to someone it's going to be with an older woman by 15-25 years older then me. Why? Well after this story I guess you will get the picture. This was one of a life time opportunities I had. I had just gotten out of the Pen two weeks earlier from serving 16 months of a duece plus for setting fires. Time went smoothly and I wanted to keep my nose clean. I was also in the 12 step recovery groups. Main written on 2018-06-02 reading time 4 min by
G.Fpolish
F My perfect girlI leave work, after a long day. I’ve called you and said “Make me happy when I come home, sweetheart, it’s been a bitch of a dayâ€. What I don’t tell you is that I have my boss with me in the car. He’s a big man, a complete contrast to my slim frame. I also think he’s a dirty bastard, but I’m yet to be convinced of that. You open the door to me, in your French Maid outfit, and a jewelled butt plug firmly in place, with a huge smile on your face. You see my boss with me and your ... written on 2017-05-08 reading time 5 min by
Hatman_UKpolish
F Sometimes a girl has to take things into her own handsI turned and looked in the mirrors. I saw me, pleasing these two guys. Me, Marie riding and sucking, giving pleasure, and receiving more in return. I came so hard that I couldn’t ride as the orgasm was too strong. Lee started to fuck me from underneath as Anton continued to fuck my mouth and rub his cock on my face. For over 12 months Brad had told me he would arrange for a 2-guys-and-me threesome. Which was in return for the one I arranged with Sally, me and him. I made suggestions from o... written on 2017-04-07 reading time 33 min by
Samar_xxx90polish
F A real dickSomething told me it was time to get up. I did not want to. I was warm and comfortable in the dark, all curled up and nestled into my special place to rest. Why couldn’t they all just leave me the fuck alone?!?! I did my best to ignore them. I really did not care if they thought I was a Dick. All I really wanted to do was rest! It was no use. I opened my eye and looked around. It was still dark, but I knew it would not be for much longer. The voices around me were growing more insistent. The ... written on 2016-10-07 reading time 7 min by
imornery81polish
A− Sex-Blow job before the actual dateHey everyone, has anyone ever been on a blind date (either as a fix-up, or through an internet dating site) in which you met the person and had sex or hooked up before any 'date,' occurred (i.e., dinner, drinks, movie?) I can think of one such event. A mutual friend set me up with a woman. We talked on the phone and had a couple of nice conversations. We set up a date for a Saturday night. Basically, dinner and drinks. Place picked out - I made reservations. She asked that I picked her up and r written on 2016-09-30 reading time 5 min by
ILoveBigBushpolish
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