Twitterville Retirement Party

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Corey and Oats in..
The Twitterverse Retirement Party
NOTE: This is a personal and deep story based on something that just happened on Friday basically after three years of my main account being suspended on twitter my main account has been recovered, however i am planning of retiring that one in favor of my current one and as such I am giving this a special send off party episode.
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Corey and Oats and all their friends had been living at Nile Road for quite sometime and of course the duo went on all sorts of adventures together both online and in real life and Mel had been part of many online universes throughout the years, and of course Piff the pufferfish was an online superstar who had gained a lot of attention for his videos and even had become an actor and film-maker, everyone loved this little pufferfish.

One online universe Mel had been apart of outside of Deviantart City was Twitterville or as it was called now X-Ville, which was a social media city much like Bluesky City was - only with a lot less pervy weirdos, Nathan first signed himself and Mel who was one of the only first gang members of his at the time to join the Twitterville universe way back in April of 2012 and it had been at least 13 years ever since and while they did spend quite a bit of time in that universe something happened that caused them to shift to another Twitterville Universe home domain due to a rude person named Karen McKarenson of the ‘League of Entitled Karens’ had gotten in a fight with Some Jerk With A Camera and that had offended Mel greatly to the point she responded with…’You know, laughing at someone who gets suspended is a dick move, and if I was able to reach the screen and punch you I would’.

Which resulted in the primary Twitterville domain of hers getting suspended, and she had to migrate to a second one which she used as her primary and at the end of this week she had finally gotten the main one back, but of course she just used it as a change to announce her return and announce the plans to move to the new primary one so she announced she was retiring the old one. That day she and all her friends planned a retirement party in the Twitterverse City’s ‘Party Central’ domain which would also serve as a 13th anniversary party.

“Are we going to throw a party?”

“Yes, we will go into the online world to throw a retirement party and anniversary party.”

“This sounds like a great idea.”

“You have had that home in Twitterville for 13 years and since then well you’ve mainly just stuck to the primary one.”

Mel along with all of her friends began to work very hard on how they’d pull off the party and after morning tea that day they decided to gather around Hyacinth and gave around the computer, they used a combination on the keyboard to open up a portal in the middle of the screen which they all jumped through and it took them into the virtual world, which took them to a selection screen for all the online realms to explore, Piff picked the twitterverse and they all jumped through that portal and they all arrived at Twitterville or rather as it was called now X-Ville, and they looked around and looked at all the places and they walked over to what was known as the ‘Party Central’ building where all the big announcements and parties happened as they gathered all their friends together and set up a big buffet lunch.

All of the friends arrived with presents and they performed on stage as all of Mel’s online friends were in attendance, they had a massive buffet lunch and a disco followed by several emotional moments from Mel and her friends - which was followed by a highlight reel of episodes that took place in Mel’s main Twitterverse home and the online avatar form for Nathan in that previous home which was Dan Aykroyd in Grosse Pointe Blank, attended the retirement party as well.

This was followed by present giving sessions and Piff and Ollie the onion performing an Elton John style song which was a tribute to all the adventures in Mel’s main Twitterverse house as everyone cheered, they all had some snacks and played games. In addition to this there were some speeches from all of Mel’s online friends, and to top things off there was a music video that was made by Piff showing a collection of amazing Twitterverse moments.

Ever since Mel had been become part of the online police force in Deviantart City, she had become quite a respected figure and especially now in the Twitterverse, now that NSFW content had officially been outlawed from said universe and from Twitterville in general, she no longer felt unsafe - in fact due to the majority of NSFW creators migrating to Bluesky City (where she would never go back to anyway, because she had already dedicated a couple of episodes to it) and now she was happy to be a Twitterville/X-Ville inhabitant.

The celebration ended with an auction where all of her friends got to take home items from her old Twitterverse home, which was followed by a fireworks display. They all left the ‘Party Central’ domain building and they all paid one last visit to Mel’s old Twitterverse house before a countdown started. ‘Remember, this home closes down for good on August 24 of this year, so you all better start leaving your respects to this place over the next two weeks.’ ‘Oh don’t worry, we will.’

This was followed by Oats having a bit of an emotional moment, he started to break down and cry, he had never cried so much in his life and he was crying to a degree that came across as extremely believable, but just as he was about to cry again he saw a blue light come from one of the windows of Mel’s old twitter-verse house which took on the form of the ghost of Robin Williams. Robin looked at Oats and comforted him. ‘There there Oats, it’s okay to have emotions and it’s okay to cry.’ ‘This is a very sad and emotional moment for me.’ ‘We all have to deal with these moments some day in our lives. Take my death for example, everyone cried over it and they still do because I left such a lasting legacy behind when I passed away.’ ‘Yeah, you did. I am glad that you decided to become my spirit guide.’

In addition to this they all very much had a bonding session before stopping by for afternoon tea at the ‘Tweet City Cafe’ and they all bonded before deciding it was time for them all to go home, so Mel used a special combination to open up another online universe exit portal which they all jumped through along with Piff and Tangie.

When they all arrived back through the portal they arrived back at the online universe realm selection area as they said goodbye to Mel’s old twitterverse house from the video screen, before heading towards the exit portal - which they all jumped through, the exit portal spun round and round and opened up through the computer screen - when it did that, they all jumped through the computer screen and flew out.

Upon flying out of the computer screen they all arrived back home at Nile Road just in time to get ready for dinner, as Piff set up a grand celebration dinner for everyone to eat, and more than that there was an extensive memorial ceremony planning session for the old twitterverse home as they all sent out online invitations and thanked everyone for attending the retirement party.

Even though it had meant so very much to Mel, this was her way of signing off from that old home in the Twitterverse and moving permanently into her new primary one. And she had definitely meant this as a sign off, as they all relaxed for a bit (usually stories of this kind are sometimes perceived as being ‘short’ in comparison to say the were-aykroyd stories which are a lot longer) before playing games together.

Mel emailed Jill about her adventure and told her about the retirement party and the send off, which was followed by Piff and Tangie going fishing and catching a lot of fish and there was a game session, they had a karaoke session together and all had a relaxation session afterwards with Piff and Tangie making videos and making arts and crafts with a musical theme and even playing ‘Guess the Bathbomb Scent’ before they all got ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his pink night-gown and they all brushed their teeth as Piff initiated a special version of his closedown sequence which featured the animated pufferfish packing up his clothes and his pajamas as an underwater house looking like Mel’s old Twitterville house took off into the sky with him inside it before jumping into a new underwater house which looked like Mel’s brand new main primary Twitterville house. The lights in the old underwater house all turned off as the pufferfish waved goodbye.

Upon entering the new underwater house the pufferfish yawned and sat door in his new bedroom as he yawned and brushed his teeth, followed by him using magic to morph the daytime background into a night time one as his clothes morphed into pajamas and a goodnight message appeared on screen.

Piff used a special tunnel and slide to slide into the bedroom and jumped into bed with Tangie and kissed her as the two of them floated for a bit in mid air and shared a romantic anti-gravity scene before they landed in bed and he snuggled up with her before giving a goodnight message which was: ‘Today’s adventure was all about saying goodbye to an old home and moving permanently into a new one, a passing of the torch to a place that Mel called her secondary online home and a means to help her move permanently into her new one, after all, what better way to send off an old classic than to pay homage to its legacy and now we are all in the middle of a new chapter of that legend. And like all stories it is time to give this one we just experienced an ending. So goodnight to all of you including the loyal fans, love from all of us, including Piff.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff, who dreamed of exploring the new primary Twitterville house as their adventure had come to an end, but just because the adventure is over in this story and in general doesn’t mean they are over in general.

Many more adventures are coming so stay tuned.
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Thank you all for tuning in to and reading this personal story of mine which is based on my twitter experience, yes it is true my Forester-Nathan twitter account got suspended three years ago for supposedly making a violent threat against someone who was targeting someone I listen to on Spotify by making transphobic comments and causing trouble, I was wrongly suspended and the person in general arrogantly acted like they had won when I got that main account suspended, and I made so many appeals to the helpdesk asking to restore it but initially they never overturned their decision but on Friday somehow they did and I got it back, however since I have moved to my secondary twitter which is RealNatahanf I only needed to get back into the old one to delete the alleged post that got me suspended in the first place and informed my friends then I am just sticking to my new primary which used to be the secondary account.

I deactivated the Forester-Nathan account yesterday and you all have until the 24th of next month i.e August, to preserve it and to pay your respects to it. To all my friends who followed me there, thanks for being so helpful and friendly and respectful to me, to my enemies who made it their life goal to ruin me…I say good riddance because who needs them.

Sorry for the tangent about my so called bad experiences, I just thought i’d clear everything up from my end because I had done so online on Tumblr last year, but I hope you all enjoyed the story regardless and hope you will check out more of them.

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