Piff TV Is On The Air

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Piff TV Is On The Air
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Everyone’s favorite duo known as Corey and Oats often went on many adventures both in their own world and in the online world and one superstar who was getting a lot of fan praise was Piff the pufferfish who was getting a lot of attention thanks to the videos that had made him famous on the internet, in the Youtube Universe’s city area there was a movie theater that showed Piff’s videos and even his movie.

He always began and ended the day with an animated sequence as a throwback to when channels like Nickelodeon would start in the morning and closedown at night, both sequences featuring an anthro pufferfish character that resembled him - the morning sequence would feature the pufferfish yawning and jumping out of bed as he brushed his teeth and showers as a good morning message appeared on screen.

Both sequences would feature the background and clothing morphing to reflect night an day and would feature a message, one day Piff got the idea to make his very own television comedy variety show full of funny skits and thus he launched ‘The Piff Channel’, which was a series of funny skits and videos of him doing what he did best including making cheeky jokes, splashing, being all ‘I am Piff’ and just coming up with crazy ideas.

He used the magic in the bedbox to create his very own television show, an intro sequence came up as Piff swam through several sets and danced around on stage as an announcer voice spoke up: ‘It’s the Piff Show, where fishtastic fantasy fun awaits around every corner of the sea, and now everyone it is time to clap your fins together - because here is your fabulous finned host, Piff.’

Piff jumped up on the stage and danced as he began the show…’We have got all sorts of skits and funny things for you all today, talented fish acts, comedy, stories, and even some songs and interviews, so stay tuned’. The first segment Piff did was Super Puffer, in which Piff played a superhero, the segment started with a corrupt online gossip network called Totally Washed Up News (it used to be Totally Comic Insanity News but very much just stole news reports from other networks to get attention), talking about Natalie who they had kidnapped and forced into being part of a film called ‘Were-Nudey Monster’. ‘Now that we’ve got her, we can rip off Nathan’s character’s and he won’t be able to stop us.’ ‘Oh yes.’

Next to these thugs were what could be referred to as temu brand monsters, there was a supposed weregorilla monster named Nukie Kong that was Donkey Kong if he had been dunk in radioactive ooze, a deformed mutant bus that was called ‘The Thing From Shed 17’, and a temu brand Christine knock-off called ‘Rusteen’. ‘And the best part is Nathan will not be able to do anything or be able to understand it because he’s autistic and autistic people are devoid of emotions/feelings.’

Piff snuck inside one of the empty elevators of the network’s buildings and spun around, changing into his superhero costume and he flew into the room where the bad guys were…’Not so fast. Did you honestly think you could do this? Autistic people, like all creatures and humans - have feelings. But I guess feelings are an alien concept to you.’ ‘Who said that?’ ‘I did. I am Super Puffer and I am here to stop you. Targeting and picking on people with disabilities is never okay, not even in the year of 2012.’

They tried to send a monster after Piff, the monster was a large female monster that looked like a deformed overweight mutated scientist and covered in hair. ‘Autistic people are doomed to be alone because they have no feelings, even though I am no real expert on autism and not even a doctor, look at how obnoxious I am.’ ‘Oh you’re obnoxious alright, and gross. I mean kidnapping random overweight models from modeling agencies and surgically removing their heads and replacing them with heads that are replicas of famous actors. And all for what? To try and make lame movies and shows that aren’t funny?’

He used a special ability to deflect the female scientist monster as Mel and her friends even joined in. ‘Come on, you’re not supposed to have feelings..reeeeeee, you’re supposed to be my little autistic freak to pick on, come on fairy, admit it, you want to be my little freak to parade around on the network!’ ‘No thank you, scum like you do not deserve to be in business.’ ‘There’s no fairy here, only Mel.’

The Thing From Shed 17 tried to run over Mel but Piff/Super Puffer stopped them with his ‘super inflating power’ and he used his powers to make the mutant ‘werebus’ slowly back up and crash against a wall before being put through a cleansing fire which eradicated the evil spirit from the bus, turning the bus back into a normal talking vehicle character, he did the same to Rusteen, turning her back into a Cars OC.

He rescued Natalie and flew off as the villains were arrested and forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal, which was followed by an interview segment where Piff interview and highlighted talented sea-creatures, followed by a cooking show segment where he made seaweed sandwiches for everyone to eat for lunch and he even did a funny segment where he morphed himself into a variety of different shapes.

There was a music video that depicted him as a detective, followed by several commercials and a Puffed Up Fish Reviewer segment where he reviewed the documentary Black Fish. ‘I found the documentary to be fascinating but was very disappointed at the lack of fish, this documentary is thought provoking and shows us just how bad it can get for animals in captivity sometimes, despite the lack of anything fish related - it did make up for it by being about Seaworld.’

He sang a song to an onion muppet as he made some seaweed cakes that everyone had for afternoon tea which was followed by a commercial for ‘Romantic Songs To Listen To In The Bath’ which was Piff’s own parody of infomercials for cd compilations like the Timelife albums and Pure Moods, which included a ton of romantic songs, and a commercial for a CD called ‘Now That’s What I Call Piff’ which was a compilation album of not just songs that Piff used in his own videos but also sounds he made himself.

Which was followed by a special aquarium tour video he made and he showed how he animated the good morning and closedown sequences and how he created all sorts of crazy fish themed treats, which was then followed by him showing an episode of his spin-off of Corey and Oats which was titled ‘The Wacky Misadventures of Piff’ which was his own sitcom which was about him and Tangie living together (see the episode titled ‘Piff’s Wacky Backdoor Pilot’ for that) as well as a special infomercial.

But that was not all - because when everyone gathered in the lounge for dinner he put on a special karaoke performance of some of his biggest hits as Suku even showed up to congratulate him for gaining over 266 subscribers. He made them some lovely japanese dishes for dinner and after dinner they relaxed for a bit.

Mel emailed Jill about their adventure as Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, this was followed by a karaoke session and even a special dance session before winding down, when it was time to wind down and get ready for bed Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his pink nightgown and they all brushed their teeth.

They all raced into the bedroom as Piff and Tangie had a calming ASMR session with fish themed arts and crafts, poetry and Tangie’s favorite game of ‘Guess the Bathbomb Scent’, as they all jumped into bed and Piff initiated that signature closedown sequence, this time he brought the animated pufferfish to life and the two of them did a special bedtime warmup dance as the daytime background morphed into a night-time one.

The animated pufferfish yawned with Piff as both of them jumped into bed and their clothes morphed into pajamas with a coral print design on them and Piff gave a goodnight message which was: ‘This has been a fishtastic adventure and we enjoyed going on it with you and I hope you all enjoyed it too, we will be going to the land of dreams but we will see again tomorrow, goodnight to you all, love from all of us but especially from me, Piffy.’

Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including Piff who dreamed of doing a very special friendship video with all his friends, and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.