Tales from Piff's Warped Imagination

Corey and Oats in…

Tales From Piff’s Warped Imagination

NOTE: The following is a parodic story and also one of my more weird stories focusing on Piff and what he thinks and how he feels, it is deeply personal and discusses feelings I have about certain things but through Piff.

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Corey and Oats went on many adventures together and one of their most fascinating friends was Piff the pufferfish, a pufferfish who had his own wild imagination that would take him on many weird and strange adventures even in his sleep, he often whispered secrets to Tangie that no one else was able to figure out and often went on his own to do things without the gang.



His imagination was something else, he would imagine some very twisted scenarios in his head and he thought that one day he should tell them to everyone so that is what he did, one day when he was with them in the Nile Road house he gathered them all together after morning tea to share a special storytime session with them, the duo along with Tangie, Mel and the others all gathered around. ‘Now I know you all want to know what I dream about every night and what goes into my mind, well prepare yourself for some truly spooky tales. I call this, Tales from Piff’s Warped Imagination.’



The opening to a horror anthology series played as Piff played a Tales From The Crypt-esque theme tune using magical instruments, he began to tell many stories - the first story was one about Carmela and the agency staff, the story began with the duo and Piff watching the women have a conversation in their own languages, while showing their own weird behavior traits and giving off a weird vibe followed by Carmela exclaiming. ‘Now that’s out of the way, time to put our plan into action’.



It showed the agency staff and Carmela peeling their faces off like they were rubber masks to reveal a monster underneath all of them. ‘Carmela’s been a monster in disguise this whole time?’ ‘I know.’ ‘But wouldn’t we have known about it this prior?’ ‘Well you know, I always suspected that.’ Piff watched as the agency staff held up part of their master plan with Carmela, it was part of the food that Carmela loved making fun for dinner but it was made of body parts. ‘We have been eating body parts?’



They all jumped into action and went to work, foiling the women’s plans and saving the day, only for course for to be an even darker twist when it turned out that one staff member was one whose job was to hunt weaker members down and capture them, and it ended with the agency staff in their true forms being captured and experimented on, the next story from inside Piff’s imagination took them into the world of the Deviantart Universe.



The story began with the duo and Mel and Piff all relaxing and having a good time when a creepy creature that tried to pass itself off as a human woman intoned in a backward speaking tone: ‘Lem si a dab nosrep, Lem si a retsnom Lem si a retsnom.’ The creepy creature was obviously trying to convince people who did not even know them that Mel was a monster and she had done ‘horrible things’ to a character who had been completely be cut out of the story because they didn’t matter, - the creature looked like a mockery of typical edgy OC characters and not even close to what a real human woman acted or looked like, and was an outright laughing stock.



‘She’ as in the creature kept trying to convince everyone that Mel and her friends were evil, even trying to persuade them with evidence until Piff had gotten so sick of it he was mad. ‘Mel, I am sick of this horrible creature belittling you at every chance she gets, you told her to go away and to stop and she won’t, she is a horrible creature and must be stopped.’ ‘She acts like you are the monster but look at what she is doing to everyone else.’



Piff pointed to the creature who was using her evil powers to transform innocent people into grotesque parodies of werecreatures called ‘Freakendopes’, and mocking them as they painful transformed into these creatures that all looked like gross caricatures of what werecreatures should be, acting like savage monsters and not talking in normal human language but rather some language that sounded like assorted grunts and mechanical sounding screeches, like they were generated by an AI that was tasked with creating the stupidest villain concept ever. ‘Get them, freakendopes, get them!’ the monster hissed.



The duo and all their friends fought off the freakendopes and defeated them and turned some of the corrupted citizens back to normal before facing her, Mel realized it was time to put her foot down. ‘You have been trying to hunt me down for so long and act like I am some villain to be slain and like I owe you an apology but I do not, I don’t see why I should apologize to someone who doesn’t even have the common courtesy to just be nice and move on, you have done this ever since we started this segment and all you have done is witch hunt me and call me a monster. I did not ask for this. I lost my friend Zara last week, my mother is dealing with a lot of stress, can you not be a monster to me and my friends for once?’ ‘You are a monster.’



‘No, i’m not…’ ‘But I AM.’ Piff exclaimed as he laughed sinisterly, showing a row of razor sharp teeth as his eyes glowed and he began to tower above the monster, turning into a sinister gremlin-esque version of him and roaring ferociously. ‘The fish is a monster?’ ‘Oh yes, i’m a monster who hunts bad ones, like you. If there is one thing I hate, it’s freakos like you picking on my friends.’ He roared as he picked up the monster and slammed them/her against a wall.



‘That’s right, and also…here’s the twist, you’re the monster.’ Piff exclaimed, as the monster that was attacking them so their supposedly normal feminine features contorting into their true reflection which was a grotesque grey skinned demon-like creature with razor sharp teeth as their whole body became their true form. And all of the former victims hunted the monster down and sent the monster into a hellish dimension where she originally came from, and the twist was that all of the people already knew she was a monster in disguise.



Which was followed by another tale, this time of Piff and the others as ghostbusters investigating a haunted abandoned house and investigating a bathroom that was haunted by a demonic fish monster, as Piff told the story to his friends as they were having lunch. Followed by a story about Piff as a samurai doing battle with a Japanese water demon.



The gang really loved the creepy stories he was telling, and Mel and Corey and Oats even added their own stories, Oats’s story was about a deranged former house-maid who was tired of being ogled so she murdered her former boss using cleaning items and Corey’s was about a plague that was infecting microbes, and Mel’s was a horror story about working at Nickelodeon and she depicted Dan Schneider as a demonic humanoid with spider-like traits who lured female stars into his web and took advantage of them and controlled them like puppets and depicted him being a creepy doll-maker who made living dolls of his stars.



Piff then told a story about a haunted aquarium where the former mascot was an anglerfish-woman and all the fish were mutated to become human, followed by a story that was a take on underwater horror with a deep sea exhibition with sea-monsters, they all had afternoon tea together as they played games and told more stories. Piff told a couple of more spooky stories from his imagination including one where he depicted a shadow demon following the group of friends.



An hour later they all got ready for dinner and Piff made sushi for them all to eat and after dinner they had another story session before a fishing session and Mel emailed Jill about their adventure, afterwards they shared two more sessions before having a karaoke contest.



When the karaoke session ended they all thanked Mel for their adventure and thanked Piff and all said goodnight to each-other as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his princess night-gown and they all brushed their teeth before getting ready for bed. They all headed into the bedroom and jumped into bed together and snuggled up and cuddled up.



Anglo turned off the light as they all laid down and drifted off to sleep, dreaming of nice things as they did so and Piff even dreamed of more weird tales to tell in his weird. And thus their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned.