My Father's younger brother
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Loving Helpful Nephew
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straight
My uncle is a lazy SOB. Lucky you don't have work at breathing, or he would have died long ago. He says he plays golf for exercise, but driving everywhere in a golf cart doesn't give you much exercise. He married late; he was 47, and she was 29. Now, five years later, still no children. He claims his wife is barren, but more likely he is so lazy and drunk or on drugs that he can't perform in the bedroom. I (28) like my aunt; in fact, I dreamed of her for some time. But I also realize I should help her; I'm not a regular dater of women, but I lost my virginity in college at a drunken party. My sex life is sparse at best. But knowing my aunt wanted a child got me thinking. Being a bit forward, I offered to get her pregnant, as my uncle didn't seem to be able to. At first she was shocked, but also desperate enough to agree after several days of thinking it over. I enjoyed the sex with her and succeeded in getting her pregnant. The broader family was delighted; my uncle was shocked. Mainly because he couldn't remember having sex with her. I had told my aunt to tell him she mounted him after getting him aroused while he was passed out. At first, it quieted him, but then he asked me how he could confirm he was the father. I replied A DNA test, " and also offered to arrange to do everything. Which suited him. After the birth of his daughter, I took samples and had two different labs test them. The one using my DNA sample proved to be the father; I had it done under his name. Showed him the result, and he was now convinced he was the father. Also, I had expected that sex between my aunt and me would stop after the birth of our daughter. For a time, it did, but she decided she wanted more sex, and I was her preferred lover. My uncle hasn't changed his lazy habits; in fact, he is less active now than ever before. Suits me just fine; he even hit the golf ball without getting out of the cart. Our daughter is turning one in November, and my aunt is thinking of having another child. I am willing to help as before; my uncle's services aren't required.
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